An abridged analogy for those with little time to follow the trials of the Royal Pitt:
-ahem-
I went to Harbor Freight and bought an axe. The checkout was splendid! I got a great deal! I don't know why anyone would ever complain about this store! Such wonders! Anybody that complains about this store are such morons.
Later that same evening:
Posting from the emergency room. The head of the axe flew off the handle on the first blow, bounced off the log and into my face. Why didn't anybody ever warn me about the dangers of using an axe from there?