Why hasn't DU found the missing plane?

[FlippyDoo]

First up, they have nadin who is essentially a combination of Chuck Norris, Albert Einstein, Jack Bauer, Rambo, and God. With her claimed skills, training, and knowledge she should be able to find the aircraft in a heartbeat.

Next up, is the "spiritual" and super-powered groups who find Christianity silly. They should be able to remote view the plane's location. Or astrally travel to the planes location. Or assign one of their elven fairies, garden gnomes, or ficitional spirit-guides to find the plane's location.

I think DU just doesn't care about people on the plane.

[GOBUCKS]

This sounds like a job for DUAC.

[tanstaafl]

Next up, is the "spiritual" and super-powered groups who find Christianity silly. They should be able to remote view the plane's location. Or astrally travel to the planes location. Or assign one of their elven fairies, garden gnomes, or ficitional spirit-guides to find the plane's location.

Flip. I think the problem is the DUmmies just can't seem to tear themselves away from their worshipping of certain sticks and stones.

Or, whatever the flavor of the day is over there in that boiling cauldron of interspatial glop of some really nasty stuff.

[Big Dog]

Gnads is too busy getting the latest scoop on a Dumpster fire behind the Taco Palace; Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt is too drunk to do any investigative pontificating; and Subway Cat ate Blackie the Ghost Chicken, so help from beyond the grave (or the crock pot, to be more accurate) is right out.

[FlippyDoo]

Gnads is too busy getting the latest scoop on a Dumpster fire behind the Taco Palace; Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt is too drunk to do any investigative pontificating; and Subway Cat ate Blackie the Ghost Chicken, so help from beyond the grave (or the crock pot, to be more accurate) is right out.

Just got the following email from Blackie.

Hi Flippy,

Please let Big Dog know that I am alive and well. Since I’m a ghost chicken maybe that should be “dead and well.” I was able to outsmart the man-cat-female-person by taping a black feather to a box of ExLax and sticking a “Hi, my name is Black the Ghost Chicken” sticker over the label.

The man-cat-female-person still may not be normal, but after that meal it was very "regular" for a while.

[98ZJUSMC]

Flip. I think the problem is the DUmmies just can't seem to tear themselves away from their worshipping of certain sticks and stones.

[franksolich]

Damn.

That is s-o-o-o-o-o-o good, and so reminiscent of the primitives.

[Skul]

Why hasn't DU found the missing plane?

Because it's not stuck up their rectum, where their heads reside.

[Airwolf]

First up, they have nadin who is essentially a combination of Chuck Norris, Albert Einstein, Jack Bauer, Rambo, and God. With her claimed skills, training, and knowledge she should be able to find the aircraft in a heartbeat.

Next up, is the "spiritual" and super-powered groups who find Christianity silly. They should be able to remote view the plane's location. Or astrally travel to the planes location. Or assign one of their elven fairies, garden gnomes, or ficitional spirit-guides to find the plane's location.

I think DU just doesn't care about people on the plane.

We all know Frank works for the BFEE and they don't want to mess with Frank.

[98ZJUSMC]

Damn.

That is s-o-o-o-o-o-o good, and so reminiscent of the primitives.

I found a screen grab of the part where the ape contemplates the femur-looking bone and "invents" the club.  Quick analysis determined that:

A).  (D)Ummies would never think of that because racist.

B).  Due to that, civilization would have stopped at that point as the (D)Ummies would simply wait around for someone else to provide food, start the fires and just die off.  So, I figured the Starchild felt sorry for them and gave them the Monolith EBT ATM Machine thus ensuring that we have to deal with these leeching parasites forever.

So, yeah that one definitely fits these Romper-Roomers to a "T".