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Offline Billiam Pitts

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Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« on: February 14, 2014, 04:20:13 PM »
He's putting out sensors so he knows which ones to hit on via DUmp Monkey mail.


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Did you get flowers today? I did. The gals in my office loved it. the guys were jealous.


Did you send flowers today? I did.


Open this up and tell us your plans. If he or she reads the DU, don't give away any secrets until later or tomorrow.


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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 04:23:06 PM »
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DonViejo (7,127 posts)    Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:06 PM

1. A poll for heterosexuals only?...

"If she reads the DU..."

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Omaha Steve (38,564 posts)    Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:09 PM

2. Fixed

Thanks for the quick heads up. Honest mistake. wanted to post before heading out the door.

Geezuz.

Talk about ass-kissing.
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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 04:26:42 PM »
What a spineless pushover.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 04:35:15 PM »
Omgosh! I'm so glad I'm a conservative because I couldn't kiss ass as much as them.   :rotf:






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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 04:35:22 PM »
Before too long they will require you use all 50 options that Facebook has for gender now.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 04:36:07 PM »
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Did you get flowers today? I did.
 
Did you send flowers today? I did.

 :whatever:  He's like a morbidly obese 6 year old.

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 04:37:47 PM »
:whatever:  He's like a morbidly obese 6 year old.

I bet he sent them to himself. :whistling:






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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 04:44:03 PM »
Before too long they will require you use all 50 options that Facebook has for gender now.

CC requires you to select either male or female for your profile.  Imagine how many primitives get hung up at that question when trying to register!

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 05:08:38 PM »
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Did you get flowers today? I did.
Steve works sweeping the floors at a police station. I think the flowers came from a former prisoner who liked the way Steve swung his a$$ mopping up the blood, urine and vomit.


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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 05:20:47 PM »
I bet he sent them to himself. :whistling:

Then he would be telling the truth, right?

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 05:38:38 PM »
I'm surprised one or more of the more strident feminazis at the DUmp have not jumped on this line yet.
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The gals in my office loved it.
I've seen them get their panties wadded up about 'gals' previously.

Perhaps that group doesn't pay attention to the neckbeard.
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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2014, 08:08:59 PM »
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the guys were jealous

Puh-leeeeeeeeze......
              

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 08:10:21 PM »
Steve works sweeping the floors at a police station. I think the flowers came from a former prisoner who liked the way Steve swung his a$$ mopping up the blood, urine and vomit.


:rotf: :rotf:   :hi5:
              

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2014, 10:57:27 AM »
Valentines Day is all right but it's Steak and Blow Job day that is my favorite holiday.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2014, 11:05:16 AM »
Valentines Day is all right but it's Steak and Blow Job day that is my favorite holiday.
Are those the holidays marked Bill Clinton Day and Obama Wagyu Steak Day?
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Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2014, 03:25:43 PM »
I bet he sent them to himself. :whistling:

I bet he ate the damned things, too.
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