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Re: The Perfect Valentine's Day present - Bacon Roses
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2014, 09:57:42 AM »
Mmmm, bacon.  Is their anything it can't do?
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Re: The Perfect Valentine's Day present - Bacon Roses
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2014, 06:07:21 PM »
Mmmm, bacon.  Is their anything it can't do?

Can't get a Muslim to chow down on it, but can scare the sh*t out of them if one throws a slice of it at them .

You  know we train Dolphins to carry bombs to sink ships, so why is the military not training hogs to do the same, they like our war dogs have a great sense of smell, get the small pot belly pigs and train them as we do the War Dogs, they weigh about the same as the Dogs and may just be smarter then them.

I bet you the Military has already thought of this, the benefit of praying on an enemies worse fears with such a simple solution is priceless.

Each ground ponder is issued a piglet and 6 months to train and bond with the them.  Pigs are smart, can be trained even to attack and or eat all up the enemy.   None of the enemy will want to get anywhere near the hogs, fear if they are too close and they shoot them their blood will spatter on them.

I can just imagine a movie coming out now, Babe Goes To War, remember Babe the talking pig movie?



     

 

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Re: The Perfect Valentine's Day present - Bacon Roses
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2014, 06:47:37 PM »
I reckon I'd marry the woman who gave me those.

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Re: The Perfect Valentine's Day present - Bacon Roses
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2014, 08:41:22 PM »
Wow dixie rose, what a great idea - thanks for the link. 

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