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Offline JohnnyReb

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CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« on: January 29, 2014, 11:01:46 AM »
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Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2014, 11:20:47 AM »
Hate to break it to CNN but tactless, disappointing, and boring with no happy end is not how sex works for most of us.
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Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2014, 11:21:59 AM »
Quote from: redwhit on January 29, 2014, 11:20:47 AM
Hate to break it to CNN but tactless, disappointing, and boring with no happy end is not how sex works for most of us.

However, it is fairly descriptive - or so I hear - of the sex life of your average Obama fellater.
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Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2014, 11:33:30 AM »
What a clown.
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CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2014, 11:01:46 AM
If slipping a wet noodle up a wildcats ass is your idea of having sex....well, I guess so.

http://michellemalkin.com/2014/01/28/hope-cringe-gop-consultantcnn-contributor-alex-castellanos-describes-how-obamas-sotu-speech-was-like-sex/

A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

 :)

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Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2014, 11:48:16 AM »
Quote from: Dori on January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM
A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

 :)



You're learning, Grasshopper.  :-) :hi5:
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Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2014, 12:25:09 PM »
I wonder if the speech gave him a thrill down his leg
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CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2014, 01:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Dori on January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM
A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

 :)


Brilliant description!
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Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2014, 02:24:16 PM »
Quote from: Dori on January 29, 2014, 11:46:37 AM
A speech by Barack Obama is like sex: no matter how good it is, you're still getting screwed.

A speech by Obummer is like sex with a hooker: you need to pay for it and you catch something awful.

 :)



^5 - still giggling and may steal  :lmao:
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Re: CNN contributor Alex Castellanos describes how Obama’s SOTU speech was like sex
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2014, 09:32:24 AM »
Well, everyone was asleep when it was over, they have that much in common.
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