I saw that the DUmp created a new restaurant Bouncy. Since restaurant Bouncies seem to be replacing the standard gas station/supermarket Bouncies I thought I'd post my own.
So I went into a restaurant yesterday for get a pickup order. There was a guy in front of me in line that looked suspiciously like Chuck Norris. There was also a flat screen TV mounted about a six feet high on a concrete wall. The TV was playing CNN.
The Chuck Norris looking fellow told the cashier that he didn’t like CNN and wanted her to change it to Fox News. The cashier told him that someone had somehow blocked Fox News and had apparently hit the remote so the channel could not be changed.
The Chuck Norris looking fellow shook his head then round-house kicked the TV completely through the concrete wall.
I ran outside to see how far the TV had gone, and much to my amazement it was on the ground, 20' from the building, with Fox News now playing.
Everyone in the place started cheering and clapping. Then Sgt. Joe Friday jumped out of the bushes and told the cashier, “Just the Fox News, ma’am.”
On edit: I enjoyed yours Flippy. In my haste to add to it, I left that out, which in hindsight, was a bit rude, and for that I apologize. I enjoy a good story whether fact or fiction, which is why I decided to add to it.
Now, it can be told:
Later the same day in a nearby neighborhood, someone was depressed. Someone recognized only by seagulls. All his work had been for naught. His efforts spent cleverly infiltrating the unsuspecting establishment. His forthright attempts to help these people who he just knew needed it, so badly. All he could do was weep. People of good character, civilized and caring, tried to console him, even to the point of offering up his most cherished delicacies:
But it did no good. There was nothing he, nor they, could do. This was far worse than having "a sad". His despondence sank into a deep catatonic state, as if he were trapped within a cage somewhere within his own body, unwilling or unable, to escape it:
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