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dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« on: December 26, 2013, 01:04:51 AM »
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intaglio (5,970 posts)    Wed Dec 25, 2013, 03:03 PM

Just had a Christmas dinner

Had visitors through to about 12.30 so we cooked this evening:

Pheasant with stuffing
Goose fat roast potatoes
Honey glazed parsnips
Roast baby turnip
Roast sweet peppers
Shredded Brussels sprouts in a white sauce
Onion Gravy with a poultry stock.

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cbayer (126,383 posts)    Wed Dec 25, 2013, 03:21 PM

2. What? No dessert??

That sounds absolutely amazing. I love everything on that menu.

Hope you are having a lovely day with family and friends.

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intaglio (5,970 posts)    Wed Dec 25, 2013, 03:22 PM

3. Christmas pud with Cornish clotted cream ...

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BainsBane (21,846 posts)    Thu Dec 26, 2013, 01:55 AM

8. My sister's dog stole my dessert

I had a piece of raspberry tart in a box by the front door as I was waiting to leave. I decided to take dessert home because I had already eaten enough at dinner. When I got home, I couldn't find the tart. It turns out the little schnoodle had stolen the tupperware container out of the box and scarfed down my piece of tart.

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eridani (40,226 posts)    Thu Dec 26, 2013, 12:48 AM

5. Shredded Brussels sprouts?

Had them with the usual steaming today, but am always on the lookout for variations on a thems. Don't think I've ever done anything with them other than put lemon and butter on.

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intaglio (5,970 posts)    Thu Dec 26, 2013, 01:03 AM

6. Yup, done them like that for ages

I treat them like small cabbages, cut fine slices, put in the steamer and steam for 5 minutes or until tender. You can season with nutmeg (but not this year for us). I reserve them and add to a basic white or garlic sauce just prior to serving. If you use garlic don't go OTT as it can overpower the rather delicate and nutty flavour of the sprouts.
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2013, 01:12:09 AM »
:jugs  :yahoo: fancies herself a tart.
She may come across as a hard hearted feminazi, when she's actually a slut, pining for a pearl necklace.  :whistling:
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2013, 01:16:31 AM »
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BainsBane (21,846 posts)    Thu Dec 26, 2013, 01:55 AM

8. My sister's dog stole my dessert

I had a piece of raspberry tart in a box by the front door as I was waiting to leave. I decided to take dessert home because I had already eaten enough at dinner. When I got home, I couldn't find the tart. It turns out the little schnoodle had stolen the tupperware container out of the box and scarfed down my piece of tart.

Bitch bitches because bitch's bitch's bitch purloins Bitch's tart.  
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2013, 01:23:29 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 26, 2013, 01:16:31 AM
Bitch bitches because bitch's bitch's bitch purloins Bitch's tart.  
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2013, 05:27:22 AM »
Perhaps the dog was enabled in snatching the desert, because the dog was looking at her using the "male gaze" and she tuned it out?  Behold:

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The Straight Story (45,669 posts)   Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 08:10 AM

9. So what you are saying is: Ignore others, it is easy. huh. Have you tried that in real life?

Like if a man looks at you, just ignore it? Easy peasy.

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BainsBane (21,849 posts)   Response to The Straight Story (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 24, 2013, 08:18 AM

I do it all the time

All of us do. It wasn't so easy when I was 4, 10, and 12 though. At my age it's now less common and I'm long used to tuning it out....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024222212#post9

(Size 4, 10, and 12 :jugs: ?)

It would be against the odds, I know. These things are all unlikely:

1. That she would have "tuned it out" if the dog had been giving her the male gaze.

2. That a dog would find her attractive enough to merit the "male gaze", although I am on the fence on this one...I have seen them roll in manure on the farm.

3. That she ignores men looking at her "that way" all the time.

Somehow I doubt the whole of the "tart" story too.

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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2013, 06:16:04 AM »
"Dog" and "tart" in the same post.

Obviously a coded message.

But I can't account for "little schnoodle".
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2013, 08:33:19 AM »
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Roast baby turnip

That's terrible!   :bawl:
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2013, 09:28:02 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on December 26, 2013, 05:27:22 AM

Somehow I doubt the whole of the "tart" story too.


Yeah...I was trying to picture how a dog takes the lid off of a Tupperware container. 

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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2013, 09:52:51 AM »
Quote from: Dori on December 26, 2013, 09:28:02 AM
Yeah...I was trying to picture how a dog takes the lid off of a Tupperware container. 
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2013, 09:58:37 AM »
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BainsBane (21,846 posts)    Thu Dec 26, 2013, 01:55 AM

8. My sister's dog stole my dessert

Could've stopped it if you had a Red Ryder BB gun...
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2013, 10:01:34 AM »
Quote from: Dori on December 26, 2013, 09:28:02 AM
Yeah...I was trying to picture how a dog takes the lid off of a Tupperware container. 



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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2013, 10:08:59 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 26, 2013, 06:16:04 AM
"Dog" and "tart" in the same post.

Obviously a coded message.

But I can't account for "little schnoodle".

Did you see that one of them had a ''pud" with some kind of rotted dairy product on it?
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Re: dog stole :jugs:'s Christmas dessert
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2013, 10:12:17 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 26, 2013, 10:08:59 AM
Did you see that one of them had a ''pud" with some kind of rotted dairy product on it?

Sounds like a job for industrial-strength Vagisil.
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