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Offline formerlurker

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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2013, 07:10:35 AM »
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Thanks for the advice.

I will apply for mortgage help (Save The Dream Ohio), utility payment help (HEAP), food stamps, and Medicaid for the kids. Fortunately, I saved a lot of money on health insurance by signing up for Obama Care.

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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2013, 07:14:42 AM »
Are you saying it's "payed" by the employer ?
Because if that's the case it's transposed income, and in effect the employee is paying it because it's a compensation that goes along with employment.
If that's the case it's a not so thinly veiled hidden tax.
The shell game of unemployment insurance is very similar to the shell game of social security.

Its completely supported by employers. Employees pay absolutely nothing into the system that supports unemployment.

Employers pay two taxes: FUI, which is Federal Unemployment Insurance, and SUI, which is State Unemployment Insurance.  Its a tax on your entire payroll, levied each quarter along with SS and Medicare taxes, however most payroll companies, which I happen to use one, deduct it from your bank account each time you pay your people.

FUI is the federal portion and is pretty minimal, I think it's around 1.7 to 1.9 percent, and it's only up to 80K or so...I can't remember the exact figure.

The SUI, however, is much higher, more like 2.9 percent even if you've never laid anyone off.  If you lay people off, it gets raised, and can get completely out of control; as high as 6.9 or 7.5 percent, again, on top of the federal, and again, on top of the 7.2 percent SS and Medicare taxes you have to pay per employee.

So with the two numbers combined, and added to your medicare and ssi tax you have to pay per employee, it averages around 10% to 11% of payroll.

As I said, in my case, that ends up being around $8K a year in payroll taxes alone--that's not including Federal or State income taxes AND Self Employment Tax of 12% on our net profits.




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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2013, 07:25:23 AM »
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My Family Is SCREWED!!!
My wife's unemployment runs out on Dec. 28. She has been looking for a job since April. I am underemployed. Thanks to the lack of unemployment extension, we are royally SOL.


Help is on the way! Once Obummer get's back from his $4,000,000 dollar vacation in Hawaii and before he leaves for his next I am sure that he will focus like a LASER or something.
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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2013, 07:30:24 AM »
In Florida the federally funded unemployment extention runs out on Dec. 28. That is unless Congress votes to extend it. Florida's unemployment numbers finally came down to the level we don't qualify for the federal funds anymore.
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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2013, 09:31:18 AM »
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My Family Is SCREWED!!!
My wife's unemployment runs out on Dec. 28. She has been looking for a job since April. I am underemployed. Thanks to the lack of unemployment extension, we are royally SOL.

Why, how can this be?  Obama tirelessly tell us he singlehandedly got the recovery going years ago, after vanquishing the vile and mean-spirited Bush Family Evil Empire, and Obama would also be the first to tell you the unemployment rate has dropped steadily since then (Which is even sort of true, in a highly-relative and pathetically incremental way)...

The Democratic Party finds your lack of faith disturbing.

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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2013, 11:55:17 AM »
I see more and more people on the larger posting sites telling the libs off.  "That money isn't free.  It's on the back of someone else.  Enough's enough.  Time's up.  Get a job." 

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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2013, 12:04:13 PM »
DUmmy Dirty Socialist should take his family out to Tucson.

Out there, the taxpayers will set deadbeats up with a nice furnished apartment, with a fully equipped kitchen, all expenses paid, generous food stamps, free medical, dental, vision care, free clothing, and a job.

All you have to do is move there, from any place in the country, and sign up.

It's a hell of a deal.

Social agencies all over the United States should be directing clients to Tucson.

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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2013, 12:20:09 PM »
DUmmy Dirty Socialist should take his family out to Tucson.

Out there, the taxpayers will set deadbeats up with a nice furnished apartment, with a fully equipped kitchen, all expenses paid, generous food stamps, free medical, dental, vision care, free clothing, and a job.

All you have to do is move there, from any place in the country, and sign up.

It's a hell of a deal.

Social agencies all over the United States should be directing clients to Tucson.

He's a college grad.  Why doesn't he go out and get a better job?
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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2013, 12:56:12 PM »
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Fortunately, I saved a lot of money on health insurance by signing up for Obama Care.

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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2013, 03:43:41 PM »
Hey everyone, just back from a Champagne and Sparkling wine tasting. Picked up a case of Veuve Clicquot Champagne for the New Years party. I expect it will be like last year with lot's of fun, good friends and delicious food. 

Now what were we talking about? oh yea a DUmmie about to be thrown out into the street. Yawn. oh well. :yawn:
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Re: My Family Is SCREWED!!!
« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2014, 08:12:37 AM »
The unemployment rate amongst college grads is almost non existent. The ones hurt most by the owebumeconomy are the ones who supported owebuma the most.
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