Say, do you guys remember all the threads from DU where they'd post one picture and
then state with complete conviction that they know what everyone is thinking, feeling,
wanting, and needing? You know: pictures of Bush, Romney, and so on, where everyone was
evil, a Stepford Wife, scared, abused, and so on?
Yeah, so do I, and it is time for a little payback:
Here we have 0bama, reveling in the attention of a white woman, and he couldn't be happier. Look at that
smile! Could he BE any happier to have the attention of that accomplished, leggy white woman?
And that white woman, Denmark's prime minister, looks like she's doing her best to fend off the
increasingly uncomfortable advances of 0loser. Look at her smile, which clearly means,
"Hey,
Barry, I like you and all, and I don't want to get droned, but can you maybe pay attention
to what's going on? I'm only HOLDING UP A PICTURE of the the man we're supposed to be
honoring. I mean, I know it's always all about you, but just this ONCE can you try to keep it
in your shorts? Don't you have any number of white women on your staff for this sort of thing?"Meanwhile, on the far right, taking a break from preparations to revive her role as Chewbacca in the
Star Wars films (why does she always wear the makeup?), the putative First Lady is looking on
in obvious disgust. They'd had a long discussion about this on Air Force One, and he's breaking his
promise already. She's thinking,
"What's she got that I ain't got? I ought to rip that weave out of
her ha-oh, that's probably her real hair. Damn. I wonder if I get to see James Earl Jones on set."
