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primitive lines up job references
« on: December 08, 2013, 12:51:11 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018530831

Oh my.

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magical thyme (5,707 posts)    Sun Dec 8, 2013, 01:36 PM

yippee...just lined up 2 more job references, so I've got the 3 I need

now I can complete my applications and get them out tonight, and hopefully get interviews, etc. befire I get fired. I put on them that I've never been fired...I'd hate them to verify my employment there only to have just been fired....
 
It feels so much better to get this back under my control

Well, naturally that's all good; an employed primitive makes the world a safer place.

But one wonders what the back-story is, on this "going to get fired" bit.

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3. Good you've got the references, and things under control.

Is it mandatory that you state you've never been fired, especially as it sounds like you think you will be???
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2013, 12:56:39 PM »
An employed primitive makes his employer's business unsafe.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2013, 12:58:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 08, 2013, 12:51:11 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018530831
But one wonders what the back-story is, on this "going to get fired" bit.

Results aren't back from the piss lab yet.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 01:05:27 PM »
magical thyme Rocks!  :cheersmate: So does the DU Lounge!  :cheersmate: Total magic! :cheersmate:
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2013, 01:06:45 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 08, 2013, 12:58:32 PM
Results aren't back from the piss lab yet.

I understand labs look for golden seal now, so odds are good you are right.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2013, 01:12:37 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 08, 2013, 01:06:45 PM
I understand labs look for golden seal now, so odds are good you are right.
I was at the pharmacy a while back and some dumb stoner was badgering the pharmacy girl about what he could use to pass a drug test and if she knew if it actually worked.  It was the saddest spectacle you'd ever want to see at the drugstore.

That girl deserved a raise for putting up with that shit. :-)
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2013, 01:16:55 PM »
Two relavent threads. I have to confess, I'm confused by it all.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018527756

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018529372

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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2013, 01:20:00 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 08, 2013, 01:16:55 PM
Two relavent threads. I have to confess, I'm confused by it all.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018527756

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018529372



Thanks, sir.

It looks as if she expects to get fired from her telemarketing job.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2013, 01:21:40 PM »
If you like your job, you can keep your job.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2013, 01:30:55 PM »
My guess is that the Obama economy and Obama Care are putting the economic hurt on the company it works for. Its manager took Dennis Miller's advice and went out to the parking lot to scan for Obama or democrat stickers on cars. Its manager then put together the layoff order and is looking to just straight out fire it so the company's UE insurance payments don't go up.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2013, 01:32:33 PM »
I think we can all agree that the most difficult part of searching for a new job is getting your three references ducks in a row. That has been my experience anyway. I would expect DUmmy "magic" will have at least five interviews lined up by high noon Monday.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2013, 01:36:11 PM »
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yippee...just lined up 2 more job references, so I've got the 3 I need

now I can complete my applications and get them out tonight, and hopefully get interviews, etc. befire I get fired. I put on them that I've never been fired...I'd hate them to verify my employment there only to have just been fired....

Newsflash, DUmmies:

If you're good, you don't need references.  If you suck, no number of references will help.

And if you're REALLY good, they come calling you.  You don't need to call them.  Such was the case with my latest job search.  I put out that I was interested to the folks to whom I networked for the past several years, and I had people calling me within days.  An interview by the end of that week.  A job offer two days after that.

And I know they never called anyone who I mentioned during my interviews.  You know why?  Because they already knew my work.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2013, 01:38:52 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 08, 2013, 01:21:40 PM
If you like your job, you can keep your job, period!

Small fix.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2013, 01:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 08, 2013, 01:12:37 PM
I was at the pharmacy a while back and some dumb stoner was badgering the pharmacy girl about what he could use to pass a drug test and if she knew if it actually worked.  It was the saddest spectacle you'd ever want to see at the drugstore.

That girl deserved a raise for putting up with that shit. :-)

If I had been her, I'd tell him to eat plenty of poppy seeds
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2013, 01:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 08, 2013, 01:40:09 PM
If I had been her, I'd tell him to eat plenty of poppy seeds

Yeah, funny how they never seem to consider not doing drugs.
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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2013, 01:45:20 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 08, 2013, 01:44:11 PM
Yeah, funny how they never seem to consider not doing drugs.

Yeah not doing illegal things really isn't that hard, if you are decent person.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2013, 03:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 08, 2013, 01:40:09 PM
If I had been her, I'd tell him to eat plenty of poppy seeds

And wash it all down with a couple or three pints of malt liquor.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2013, 04:45:14 PM »
For a minute, I thought it was Doug Bulna.
Well poop. :(
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2013, 05:27:15 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 08, 2013, 01:12:37 PM
I was at the pharmacy a while back and some dumb stoner was badgering the pharmacy girl about what he could use to pass a drug test and if she knew if it actually worked.  It was the saddest spectacle you'd ever want to see at the drugstore.

That girl deserved a raise for putting up with that shit.

I'm missing Taverner Kregel.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2013, 06:10:40 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 08, 2013, 05:27:15 PM
I'm missing Taverner Kregel.

Taverner knows that Mexican heroin won't show up on a drug test in the US.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2013, 06:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 08, 2013, 06:10:40 PM
Taverner knows that Mexican heroin won't show up on a drug test in the US.

It does show up, but if you don't speak Spanish it's just gibberish.
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Re: primitive lines up job references
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2013, 04:04:32 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 08, 2013, 06:22:30 PM
It does show up, but if you don't speak Spanish it's just gibberish.

...or Nadinese.    :rotf:
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