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Offline dutch508

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Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« on: December 04, 2013, 03:39:16 PM »
William thought they meant hookers and got a woody...

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Know that thing they do every Christmas Eve where they have NORAD "track" Santa's sleigh?
They're doing it again this year...but this time, Santa will be flanked by a pair of fighter jets.



Psst. Will. It's. Not. Real.

BTW, when I was out at Space Command (yes, a real military unit) they always asked for volunteers to man the phone banks Christmas eve as NORAD tracks Santa--- AROUND THE WORLD...

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Brand loyalty, you see. Get 'em young. Because 'Merica.

Oh, I think it's dumb to show the fighter jets, but not for the same reason you do Will. They should have shown drones.

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104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.


Just stupid.

 
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 04:28:52 PM »
Predator drones - giving near-sighted pilots hope since 1995.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 04:49:49 PM »
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104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.

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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 05:08:08 PM »
It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.

The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 05:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 04, 2013, 05:08:08 PM
It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.

The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.

You forgot intolerant, self deluded, and bitter.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 05:21:17 PM »
Willbur is hitting the Nog a little early this year.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 06:11:34 PM »
Pitt is just pissed that Santa never comes to visit his head.

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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 06:14:17 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 04, 2013, 05:08:08 PM
It must be rough being angry every waking moment of your life. Especially being angry at things you have no control over.

The most angry people I know are liberals--every one.

They actively look for reasons to be offended.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 06:26:46 PM »
Pitt is pissed that the escorts are American.

He's sing a different tune if they were Norks.

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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 07:57:18 PM »
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Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker.  :(
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 08:28:15 PM »
Pilots need mandatory flight time anyhow. Might as well do it escorting Santa.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 09:05:48 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on December 04, 2013, 07:57:18 PM
Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker.  :(

Give it time, just takes baby steps. He's got to get motivated to get off the couch first.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2013, 07:04:33 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on December 04, 2013, 07:57:18 PM
Thought it was going to be about Pitt getting rolled by a hooker.  :(

And I thought Pitt was shaking with impotent rage over Vixen and Vixxen:



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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2013, 07:06:59 AM »
Will who?
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 07:20:10 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 05, 2013, 07:04:33 AM
And I thought Pitt was shaking with impotent rage over Vixen and Vixxen:






Wow... now those will get the yule log burning.  :o
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 08:16:57 AM »
Will saw Santa had an escort service and thought his mom was going to get him an escort for Christmas.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 08:20:50 AM »
Something tells me those NH Craigslist ads for "escorts" are a lot shorter than the ones he had to pick from in Boston.

But I'm sure we've got fewer trannies here.
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 10:34:40 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on December 05, 2013, 07:20:10 AM

Wow... now those will get the yule log burning.  :o
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Re: Will Pitt Pissed at Santa's Escort Service.
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2013, 11:17:58 AM »
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104. Exactly. Propaganda. Just what the burgeoning US Police State ordered.


From the same people who yelled, screamed, and stamped their feet for Oblahma Care.
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