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Pedro does Thanksgiving
« on: November 25, 2013, 09:55:17 AM »
It's that time of year again, when DUmprimitives start all their whining.
Poor pedro.
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Mon Nov 25, 2013, 10:01 AM
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Check in...Thanksgiving at the in-laws with Fox News.
   
It's Florida, and my wife and I are known as the "liberal pukes" of the family. Affectionately, of course.  But I don't think we'll get a reprieve until we check into a hotel. To make matters worse, wife's folk are old, so the tv is on LOUD. Why does pedro hate the elderly?  What an ass.

It'll only get worse before it gets better...tommorow we head to stay with the Southern Baptist wing of the family. Fortunately, just for one night, but that's also where Thanksgiving dinner is taking place. I can't wait until my nephew, the minister, shows up (his wife is also a church elder, or whatever it's called), and my niece with five young children she home schools. All Southern Baptist Fox watchers. There obviously won't be any liquor in the house...I think I'll need it!
Here's a novel idea, pedro.  Stay the hell home.  They'll all thank you for it.
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Mon Nov 25, 2013, 10:10 AM

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4. OMG!

That sounds even WORSE than my repulsive REPUKE phony christian relatives here in Texas. I could never do it without several bottles of wine. Stay away, give them something to be thankful for.

Good luck!
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Mon Nov 25, 2013, 10:45 AM

Star Member tjwash (8,168 posts)

16. I see my relatuves once a year at this time. It is quite enough for the year. Trust me, they feel the same.  Stay home..stay away.

Thanksgiving dinner goes something like this:
>insert cartoon here<
I'm sure the number of threads will jump in the next couple days.
Come Friday, that's when the real fun starts.  :bouncy:
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Re: Pedro does Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2013, 10:25:14 AM »
On African American Friday we will all wake up and later in the afternoon when the DUmmies get up we will read tale after tale of how they pwned their rethuglican relatives and helped them sign up for 0bamacare.
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Re: Pedro does Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2013, 10:33:45 AM »
Pedro can afford to fly all the way to Florida...damn 1 percenter.
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Re: Pedro does Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2013, 10:34:02 AM »
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It's Florida, and my wife and I are known as the "liberal pukes" of the family.
Pedro is a liberal puke, but no Baptist would call a family member a name like that.

So it's another lie from Pedro.

His family is far more ashamed of his lack of a work ethic and his willingness to live off the labor of his wife than his socialist politics.

McGrath is a despicable person.
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Re: Pedro does Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2013, 03:12:18 PM »
I eagerly await the airing of grievances.
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Re: Pedro does Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2013, 03:21:31 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 25, 2013, 03:12:18 PM
I eagerly await the airing of grievances.
True, how true.
Tis the season for the DOTY's.

Many have made last minute runs at this time.
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Re: Pedro does Thanksgiving
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2013, 04:42:32 PM »
Their Baptists must be different than the Baptists I have for inlaws.  Two brothers-in-law are Baptist ministers, two more are Deacons.  Earlier this month there was a family gathering for that branch of the family, with attending who were in their early 90's, and for many generations much younger.

No politics, no religious discussion, no cops from the bushes, none of that.  There were photos exchanged and taken, stories of children, grand- and great-grand, and lots of good food.

I don't believe Pedro's story at all.
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