hey primitives (announcement from franksolich)

[franksolich]

Decent and civilized people can ignore this announcement, going on to another thread.

This one's for the lurking primitives.

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Some time earlier today I checked, and we had 51 primitives lurking specifically here in the DUmpster.

I don't think your lord and master, my fellow alum Skins, likes that; he's made it obvious he'd just as soon you all stay over there on Skins's island, paying us no attention at all.

And I'm in full agreement with my fellow alum; it's rude to come here to eavesdrop, to snoop, to pry.

One of your fellow primitives, the hypochondrial mopinko primitive, whined to Skins the other day about us.

What the dropsical monstrosity forgot to remember was that nobody's holding a gun to your heads, coercing you to come over here.  Nobody's dragging you over here.  You don't have to come over here if you don't want to.

If you don't like what you read here, how about not coming here at all?  

[Purple Sage]

I like it when they come here.  I can't help but think the lightbulb might go off for any that might have an IQ above 70. 

[franksolich]

I like it when they come here.  I can't help but think the lightbulb might go off for any that might have an IQ above 70. 

I used to like it, a very long time ago, when my twin Atman was the only primitive who knew of us.

But as time went on, and the DUmpster became more and more famous, these hordes of other primitives have become a nuisance.

They're always whining about us.

If they stayed away from here, they wouldn't have reason to whine.

[freedumb2003b]

Do you have a link for the whine?

Those are ALWAYS fun!

[franksolich]

Do you have a link for the whine?

Those are ALWAYS fun!

"hypochondrial primitive whines about us to Skins"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92190.0.html

[beefeater]

I understand why they may be a bit upset over there.

And I blame DU3, MIRT and a complete lack of interest on the part of David, Dave and Brian.

Back in the good old days we had to sign our lives away to keep that place clean.

Now, pffffft.

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[thundley4]

I understand why they may be a bit upset over there.

And I blame DU3, MIRT and a complete lack of interest on the part of David, Dave and Brian.

Back in the good old days we had to sign our lives away to keep that place clean.

Now, pffffft.

What?  Are mods required to give real names on this site?  I've never heard of that before.

[franksolich]

What?  Are mods required to give real names on this site?  I've never heard of that before.

Nope.

Here you have the difference between decent and civilized people, conservatives and Republicans, on one hand, and primitives, liberals, and Democrats, on the other hand.

We trust; they don't.

We have no desire, no need, to "control" others; they do.

[Karin]

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[Ralph Wiggum]

   

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KL5-6017.

[NHSparky]

I thought it was BR-549.

[landofconfusion80]

I thought it was BR-549.

he moved. didn't you hear about it over the party line?

[beefeater]

Now that I think of it I wonder if that address is still good.

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Maybe someone should fill up that P.O. box and see.

[landofconfusion80]

Now that I think of it I wonder if that address is still good.


Maybe someone should fill up that P.O. box and see.

what's your favorite? getting people signed up for victoria's secret catalogues and free trojans is pretty great. Just realized something... i was helping with the free contraceptive thing before it was "cool"

[67 Rover]

what's your favorite? getting people signed up for victoria's secret catalogues and free trojans is pretty great. Just realized something... i was helping with the free contraceptive thing before it was "cool"

Columbia house, JC Whitney, Harbor Freight tool, Crutchfield catalogs should fill the box nicely. 

[BlueStateSaint]

Columbia house, JC Whitney, Harbor Freight tool, Crutchfield catalogs should fill the box nicely. 

Add Cabela's and Bass pro Shops . . .

[98ZJUSMC]

Decent and civilized people can ignore this announcement, going on to another thread.

This one's for the lurking primitives.

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Some time earlier today I checked, and we had 51 primitives lurking specifically here in the DUmpster.

I don't think your lord and master, my fellow alum Skins, likes that; he's made it obvious he'd just as soon you all stay over there on Skins's island, paying us no attention at all.

And I'm in full agreement with my fellow alum; it's rude to come here to eavesdrop, to snoop, to pry.

One of your fellow primitives, the hypochondrial mopinko primitive, whined to Skins the other day about us.

What the dropsical monstrosity forgot to remember was that nobody's holding a gun to your heads, coercing you to come over here.  Nobody's dragging you over here.  You don't have to come over here if you don't want to.

If you don't like what you read here, how about not coming here at all?  

Oh, hell Coach..I don't know.  We do, basically, the same thing.  The funny part is, with the amount of Primitive traffic, so few decide to argument the points.  Because, they can't.  Which, in itself, should be instructive to the precious little mouthbreathers.

But as time went on, and the DUmpster became more and more famous, these hordes of other primitives have become a nuisance.

They're always whining about us.

If they stayed away from here, they wouldn't have reason to whine.

Just increases the comedic content.