When gNads describes herself as a professional journo, she's talking about receiving hush money.
East County PennySaver is on the payroll of the Tijuana Cartel. Crazy Miriam is getting paid to spike stories about the eight-lane express tunnel under the border. By keeping the citizens of eastern San Diego County watching the sky for wayward wind turbine blades, she is keeping their eye off the flow of wetbacks and bales of Sinaloan sinsemilla moving right under their noses.*
She'll do anything to get the money for those microphones she's been begging for, and maybe gNads will finally get the gas money she's been mooing about.
*The gNads storyline and the Amber storyline have converged. San Diego, be on the lookout for an Indian with rippling abs and a trunkload of weed!