Well Frank, that seems to be a... need a word/phrase here and can't think of one at the moment, a "theme" for lack of a better word, that describes dummies and any type of task, important or otherwise. They always seem to fail. I sometimes wonder if they could boil water without screwing it up. 
I must say that when hippyhubby Wild Bill told hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer that she had to leave Skins's island because she was paying too much attention to the primitives and not to him, I thought it was a good deal; there's no way any other primitive could've been just as vile and disgusting as Mrs. Alfred Packer.
When dear old sweet Lu was named boss of the cooking and baking forum, I thought, "yeah, that's the ticket; she's bubbly, she's effervescent, she's chatty, she's the hippywife primitive without her moral and intellectual flaws."
Oops, I was wrong. Dear old sweet Lu is a nice person and all that, but she's no leader, she doesn't inspire.
Apparently dear old sweet Lu in her exalted position thinks of herself as the queen bee, who sits around while the drones do all the work.
Both traffic to and commentary in the cooking and baking forum have dropped disastrously.
It's because the drone primitives are tired of doing all the work, while dear old sweet Lu just sits on her ass.
You know, once upon a time, the sparkling old dude and the pie-and-jam primitive were two of the most prolific posters in the cooking and baking forum, but after dear old sweet Lu took over, they posted less and less. Now they post there not at all.
I'm sure they visit the forum, but they don't comment.
It's easy to see why. They see what's happening and think to themselves, "well, if dear old sweet Lu isn't lighting campfires and making comments, if she's not engaging with the others, like a good leader should, why should I bother myself?"
