A few years back a mature whale washed up on the little beach Trinidad Head CA, a small costal tourist town. The whale immediately began doing what dead whales do best ie: rotting and stinking. The town immediately began pressing the Coast Guard to do something about their problem.
We flew over to observe the situation and, my copilot came up with a great idea. He wanted to rent a buss and get a big whale watching tour banner. We could load up the buss at a $100 a pop drive over and dump them on the beach and head back for another load. On the return trip we could charge the first group $200 per. to get the hell off the beach.