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sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« on: October 06, 2013, 04:32:33 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023795665

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Stinky The Clown (52,439 posts)   Sun Oct 6, 2013, 02:20 PM

Savannah Guthrie, with all due respect, please go **** yourself.

She's running Stretch's gig this week and is even worse than Stretch.

As but one example: Ron Paul's stupid kid was on saying the House was giving "clean CRs" that the White House is refusing to sign. When she does a tepid attempt to call him on his obvious lie, he speaks over her and says they have given clean CRs for NIH, for this, for that. She calls him out again. He speaks oevr her again. She lets it go. When you hear the exchange, it is obvious that Paul's lies were what would be heard and were what one could use for sound bites.
 
This tactic lets the liars get their lies out while the tepid press by the complicit media gives them cover to say they tried to ask about the lie. Meanwhile, the LowInfos get only the lie.
 
Yes, Ms. Guthrie, please go **** yourself. You arer part of the problem with your gross incompetence. Your moral malpractice.

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SheilaT (13,289 posts)    Sun Oct 6, 2013, 03:03 PM

1. Fascinating.

Who is Savannah Guthrie? Who is Stretch? What is this gig?

I shouldn't have to point out that not everyone watches or reads or listens to exactly the same things you do, so a little context would be good.
 
Unless you have Asperger's, because Aspies often start right out with something completely without context, and so if that's the case I apologize for not being more understanding.

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Stinky The Clown (52,439 posts)   Sun Oct 6, 2013, 03:35 PM

6. Run a DU poll and see how many don't know who "Stretch" is, particularly in a conversation . . . .

. . . . about television news.

Your comment about me having Asperger's is disgusting. Shame on you.

My my, the sparkling old dude's grouchy today.

Probably didn't get it up last night.

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JDPriestly (40,478 posts)   Sun Oct 6, 2013, 03:49 PM

7. I've never heard of Stretch or the other person either.

I do not have TV. Please explain. What network or channel? What is you post about?

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anneboleyn (2,321 posts)    Sun Oct 6, 2013, 04:27 PM

14. I don't know who Stretch is or the other person, so yeah, maybe the channel

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SCVDem (1,160 posts)   Sun Oct 6, 2013, 04:49 PM

19. I am well informed

Yet I also have no idea what show this is referencing.

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SheilaT (13,289 posts)    Sun Oct 6, 2013, 04:39 PM

18. Quite frankly, your post went on in a totally context-free way that simply reminded me.

And I have a son with Asperger's.

Plus, I'm not quite the only person here who hasn't a clue who these people are.

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hunter (17,460 posts)    Sun Oct 6, 2013, 04:06 PM

9. Add me to the list of people who didn't know who, what, when, or where.

Television is dead to me.

Ours is a DVD player, nothing more.

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madinmaryland (54,341 posts)    Sun Oct 6, 2013, 04:08 PM

10. Who the **** is Stretch?? Stretch Armstrong has a news show? Or do you have the "Malaise Exception"?
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Iwillnevergiveup (6,184 posts)   Sun Oct 6, 2013, 05:00 PM

22. I confess

I didn't recognize the nicknames Stinky ascribed to Savannah or Stretch. But, folks, a little levity might be in order. Stinky has a long (often insightful/often hilarious/always direct) posting history here, and that should be acknowledged and respected.
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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2013, 05:01:52 PM »
My first thought was that Stretch was Nancy Pelosi but no DUmmy would call her that.  It must be David Gregory, I have heard that he is tall.  But chill out dude.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)Sun Oct 6, 2013, 05:00 PM
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22. I confess

I didn't recognize the nicknames Stinky ascribed to Savannah or Stretch. But, folks, a little levity might be in order. Stinky has a long (often insightful/often hilarious/always direct) posting history here, and that should be acknowledged and respected.

That's right, humor the old fool.
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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2013, 05:02:15 PM »
In a time far far away before an undocumented alien became preznint, the congress passed individual bills to fund the various departments of the beast known as the federal government. Now it is just one big ball of money under King Barky the Unconstitutional and it is bad to fund the government as it has been funded for over 200 years.

Fundamentally. Changed.

BTW Obama is losing the PR war with 100% of the MSM (even FOX) on his side. Why? Because King Barky the 95IQer ain't that smart and surrounds himself with a merry band of juvenile idiots.
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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2013, 06:22:04 PM »
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Stinky The Clown (52,439 posts)   Sun Oct 6, 2013, 03:35 PM

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Your comment about me having Asperger's is disgusting. Shame on you.


Adam Lanza was pretty belligerent and he also had Asperger's.


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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2013, 06:41:48 PM »
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Response to SheilaT (Reply #1)Sun Oct 6, 2013, 06:42 PM
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26. You are disgusting. You need to apologize to Stinky RIGHT EFFING NOW.


Relax kestrel numbers, this is just the Dude we're talking about.  It's not like she insulted Princess Obama.
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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2013, 06:45:41 PM »
A second senility joined the sparkling old dude at the campfire; his good pal the pie-and-jam primitive "grasswire," who's waxing righteously indignant, but not worth bringing over.

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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2013, 06:46:15 PM »
Stinky doesn't have Ass Burgers.  He's just an idiot.
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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2013, 06:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 06, 2013, 06:46:15 PM
Stinky doesn't have Ass Burgers.  He's just an idiot.

I think he's just grouchy because he's old and can't get it up any more for his much-younger trophy wife.

I imagine impotence does that to one.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2013, 06:57:01 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 06, 2013, 06:52:47 PM
I think he's just grouchy because he's old and can't get it up any more for his much-younger trophy wife.

I imagine impotence does that to one.
Those little blue pills can get expensive after a while.
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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2013, 07:00:22 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 06, 2013, 06:57:01 PM
Those little blue pills can get expensive after a while.

Remember, he ditched his first wife for a bubblehead because she [his first wife] was getting a little thick, maybe some wrinkles, and some hair on her upper lip.

His first wife loved him very much, but he dumped her anyway, because she was getting old.

Well, what goes around, comes around. 

Too bad the sparkling old dude didn't remember that.

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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2013, 01:00:10 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 06, 2013, 06:52:47 PM
I think he's just grouchy because he's old and can't get it up any more for his much-younger trophy wife.

It was easy to see that Sparkly Monica never saw Mike as more than a short-term deal, anyway.

She never even took his last name.

All she wanted was the estate, but it's taking a lot longer than she expected.

I think it's probably a lot less lucrative than she expected as well - that crummy little split-level tract home is a clear sign of that.
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Re: sparkling old dude mystifies his fellow primitives
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2013, 06:26:13 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 06, 2013, 06:57:01 PM
Those little blue pills can get expensive after a while.

Fix-a-Flat is $6 a can.

If Stinky the Steer can't afford that, he can use two Popsicle sticks and some Scotch tape.
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