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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Overheard at a grocery store...
« on: September 28, 2013, 11:37:00 AM »
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"Mexican"? Was it Bush*?

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2013, 11:39:35 AM »
Someone actually bothered to make a graphic out of that bouncy story?  :rotf:

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2013, 11:40:46 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023739841

Link since Ralphie Boy forgot to put one.  :-)
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2013, 11:41:59 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023739841

Link since Ralphie Boy forgot to put one.  :-)

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2013, 12:10:07 PM »
another bouncy..and like clockwork...the DUmmy circle jerk ensues.

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2013, 12:34:25 PM »
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"Mexican"? Was it Bush*?

Who was it who railed on about all the great "Austrian speakers" of history again, ****nuts? :thatsright:
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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2013, 01:05:30 PM »
Who was it who railed on about all the great "Austrian speakers" of history again, ****nuts? :thatsright:

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2013, 02:00:54 PM »
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Response to Swede Atlanta (Reply #18)Fri Sep 27, 2013, 11:02 PM
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27. you could also give her some history about how the US got all that SW territory + CA

It used to all be Mexican---actually THEY were there first.

Not that t-baggers would get it

Speaking of history, here's a little history lesson for any lurking dipshits from democrat underground--not that any of the DUmb asses will get it:

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“Andrew Jackson was a wealthy slave owner and infamous Indian killer, gaining the nickname ‘Sharp Knife’ from the Cherokee,” writes Amargi on the website Unsettling America: Decolonization in Theory & Practice. “He was also the founder of the Democratic Party, demonstrating that genocide against indigenous people is a nonpartisan issue. His first effort at Indian fighting was waging a war against the Creeks. President Jefferson had appointed him to appropriate Creek and Cherokee lands. In his brutal military campaigns against Indians, Andrew Jackson recommended that troops systematically kill Indian women and children after massacres in order to complete the extermination. The Creeks lost 23 million acres of land in southern Georgia and central Alabama, paving the way for cotton plantation slavery. His frontier warfare and subsequent ‘negotiations’ opened up much of the southeast U.S. to settler colonialism.”
Read more at http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/article/indian-killer-andrew-jackson-deserves-top-spot-on-list-of-worst-u.s.-presidents-98997

The democrat party that was started by Sharp Knife Jackson is now being led by Dull Knife Soetoro, but hasn't really changed all that much.
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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2013, 03:29:41 PM »
I wonder what the "white man's" DUmmie name was?

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2013, 05:01:01 PM »
Speaking "Navajo"  ::) - this joke is at least ten years old.

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42. love the


Fantasy shopping checkout line threads, theybare always a hoot. Almost as hood as the chaning the tv and hiding the remote discussions

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2013, 10:15:45 PM »
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42. love the


Fantasy shopping checkout line threads, theybare always a hoot. Almost as hood as the chaning the tv and hiding the remote discussions

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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2013, 11:00:22 PM »
Speaking of history, here's a little history lesson for any lurking dipshits from democrat underground--not that any of the DUmb asses will get it:

The democrat party that was started by Sharp Knife Jackson is now being led by Dull Knife Soetoro, but hasn't really changed all that much.

Jackson's own take on things was different.  He waged war on people that waged war against him, and did so brutally, a manner that is more common throughout history than so-called gentlemanly or bloodless warfare.  There is not a single campaign that Jackson went on where he did not have significant Creek and Cherokee allies.  His adopted son was Cherokee, the child of a friend that died.  He had no other children. The Cherokee's named him Sharp Knife after he had lived as one of them. 

He may have disagreed with Georgia's indian removal policy, he seems to have disagreeed with Georgia in general, but there was nothing he could realistically do to enforce the US Supreme Court's decision.  Jackson's own stated beliefs were that the indians were either US citizens living in US territory and bound and protected by US law, or they were members of a foreign country making claims on US territory, in which case they should be removed. 
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Re: Overheard at a grocery store...
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2013, 11:12:28 PM »
Someone actually bothered to make a graphic out of that bouncy story?  :rotf:

I was gonna say.  What,  ...bouncy hand-outs now?

They sure better get with it.  They're not following the syllabus.   No clapping crowds in forever.


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