DUmmy Taverner Turns Down $200K Job

[jukin]

I asked my wife, Morgan Fairchild, and she said the drug addled DUchebag is totally on the level on this.

[Ptarmigan]

I doubt he was offered $200,000 job. It is all made up.

[obumazombie]

Not only are there several responses pretending to believe this, one of them (a member of the group who think they are smarter than everyone else) apparently thinks DUmmy Taverner has school administrators.

That's how I learned to spell principal different from principle. The Princi(Pal) is your Pal ! In my case I only saw him once or twice.

[JohnnyReb]

Make money at home. Replace front porch light bulb with a red one. Send $25 for red light bulb.

[jukin]

I turned down a night of sex with Kate Uptown (even though she is on our if it happens it' OK list) because well PRINCIPALS!!!!11111!!!!elebinty

No really.

[Splashdown]

This is how he'd be paid...

[JohnnyReb]

He turned down 200 boxes of Kellogg's Special K for his kids.....what a great guy.

[NHSparky]

Seriously, you'd almost have to make double what you do here to make working overseas worthwhile--more still if you would be a geographic bachelor and leaving the family behind.  Then there's the emotional toll.

Bottom line, you DUmmies are handicapped enough as it is in far too many ways to even be considered believable.

[67 Rover]

Seriously, you'd almost have to make double what you do here to make working overseas worthwhile--more still if you would be a geographic bachelor and leaving the family behind.  Then there's the emotional toll.

Bottom line, you DUmmies are handicapped enough as it is in far too many ways to even be considered believable.

You are correct, I did it for one year on Kwajalein while working for Northrop on the EKV program.  The money was great but it was not the paradise I had expected and I did not sign up for a second year. 

There is really nothing to do there other than reading and SCUBA diving in the few locations that were not off limits.

[GOBUCKS]

There is really nothing to do there other than reading and SCUBA diving in the few locations that were not off limits.

I saw "Mutiny On The Bounty". You have your pick of all those topless wahines with the flowers in their hair and grass skirts.

[obumazombie]

You are correct, I did it for one year on Kwajalein while working for Northrop on the EKV program.  The money was great but it was not the paradise I had expected and I did not sign up for a second year. 

There is really nothing to do there other than reading and SCUBA diving in the few locations that were not off limits.

Kwajelein was well within my territory flying in the south pacific. I try to tell people that romanticized fantasies about tropical island paradises can be quite misleading. I saws plenty of tropical islands, but not one paradise. Not even close.