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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2013, 10:12:23 PM »
I think her specialty is working on ED.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2013, 10:21:12 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2013, 10:12:23 PM
I think her specialty is working on ED.
Erectile Dysfunction?

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2013, 04:09:21 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 16, 2013, 10:21:12 PM
Erectile Dysfunction?

Never mind, I don't want to know.

I think you may be right on your first thought there, Chris . . . :o :bolt: :runaway:
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2013, 07:39:54 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on September 16, 2013, 09:44:11 PM
The type is Registered Nurse. They don't have degrees for endoscopy, E.R., etc., it's all RN. The only nurse specialties I know of are Nurse Practitioner and Nurse Anesthetist. If I'm wrong, CR will tell me. My mom and my first ex are nurses and I have a cousin who's a Nurse Anesthetist. I question the DUmmies claims, though. That's way too damn soon to be getting offers.
No, I was thinking more like RN, LPN, and maybe a few other certifications.
Most don't need the schooling of an RN.  I suspect Dorkanglenumber to be referring to one of those.

<<<<< Has daughter that is an RN. Worked for John-Hopkins for years before taking a better paying job. (same field)
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2013, 07:50:33 AM »
I take the state nursing boards tomorrow, and while I have been looking, there have been no solid offers as of yet, because I do not yet have a license. I highly doubt that she got a job offer while still in school. I am also pretty sure that anywhere willing to pay to relocate anyone will want experience. I was the most marketable person in my class due to my class standing and my military medical experience and the offers are not pouring in right now.

Nobody in their right mind would extend an offer to a student.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2013, 07:59:22 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on September 17, 2013, 07:50:33 AM
I take the state nursing boards tomorrow, and while I have been looking, there have been no solid offers as of yet, because I do not yet have a license. I highly doubt that she got a job offer while still in school. I am also pretty sure that anywhere willing to pay to relocate anyone will want experience. I was the most marketable person in my class due to my class standing and my military medical experience and the offers are not pouring in right now.

Nobody in their right mind would extend an offer to a student.
Good for you.  I'm sure it will take a little time afterwards, before something comes up.
I hope you're willing to relocate.  That seems to trip people up.
Have fun tomorrow.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2013, 08:07:15 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 17, 2013, 07:59:22 AM
Good for you.  I'm sure it will take a little time afterwards, before something comes up.
I hope you're willing to relocate.  That seems to trip people up.
Have fun tomorrow.  :-)
Thanks! It takes around 48 hours for your name to show up on the list around here, so my job hunt should start back up on Monday.
I married military so relocation was part of the wedding vows. :-)
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2013, 08:16:49 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on September 17, 2013, 08:07:15 AM
Thanks! It takes around 48 hours for your name to show up on the list around here, so my job hunt should start back up on Monday.
I married military so relocation was part of the wedding vows. :-)

Good luck, milady.  You'll do fine. :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2013, 09:34:46 AM »
Some hospitals, especially chains offer scholarships to prospective nursing students in return for an employment contract. Usually it was 2 years. But it was not that big of a commitment because other hospitals offered buyouts. That was several years ago when the nursing shortage was critical.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2013, 10:01:38 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 17, 2013, 08:16:49 AM
Good luck, milady.  You'll do fine. :cheersmate:
Thank you. :)
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2013, 04:36:25 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on September 17, 2013, 07:50:33 AM
I take the state nursing boards tomorrow, and while I have been looking, there have been no solid offers as of yet, because I do not yet have a license. I highly doubt that she got a job offer while still in school. I am also pretty sure that anywhere willing to pay to relocate anyone will want experience. I was the most marketable person in my class due to my class standing and my military medical experience and the offers are not pouring in right now.

Nobody in their right mind would extend an offer to a student.
Good luck on the state boards. With your background and obvious intelligence, I'm sure you'll pass with flying colors, so congratulations as well.

From everything I've seen about the market for RNs, you should soon be able to write your own ticket, unlike DUmmy darkangelnumbers who will continue to spin bouncies about her imaginary career.
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