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Offline mrclose

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NOT Politically Correct ..
« on: September 11, 2013, 12:16:17 AM »
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 02:56:17 PM »
You wouldn't believe the amount of white guilt and outrage this post has garnered in all the other forums I posted this in!

I don't normally introduce myself to a forum that I join as "Hi, I'm mrclose and I'm a mulatto"! :-)

It is so much more fun when they start calling me a racist white pig! :lmao:
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 03:09:19 PM »
Quote from: mrclose on September 11, 2013, 02:56:17 PM
You wouldn't believe the amount of white guilt and outrage this post has garnered in all the other forums I posted this in!

I don't normally introduce myself to a forum that I join as "Hi, I'm mrclose and I'm a mulatto"! :-)

It is so much more fun when they start calling me a racist white pig! :lmao:

The part that I object to is the round watermelon.

I remember watermelons being oblong -- sorta like a huge, thick zucchini.

When the hell did they turn round?   :shrug:
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 03:19:47 PM »
I liked the big extremely dark green ones we called "cannonballs"....blood red inside with black seeds.

Haven't seen one of those in years.
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 03:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 11, 2013, 03:09:19 PM
The part that I object to is the round watermelon.

I remember watermelons being oblong -- sorta like a huge, thick zucchini.

When the hell did they turn round?   :shrug:
:rofl: :rofl:

I would of preferred chicken myself! :-)
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 05:31:55 PM »
Quote from: mrclose on September 11, 2013, 03:53:07 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

I would of preferred chicken myself! :-)

Dude!   :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  HI5!

Bout them watermelons, y'all ain't looking for em in the right place, I see them all the time.  However, I do notice that the smaller round ones are more prevalent.  I like the yellow ones myself.  Much sweeter, except for the above mentioned cannonballs. 

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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 06:19:02 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 11, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
Dude!   :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  HI5!

Bout them watermelons, y'all ain't looking for em in the right place, I see them all the time.  However, I do notice that the smaller round ones are more prevalent.  I like the yellow ones myself.  Much sweeter, except for the above mentioned cannonballs. 



There was a method to growing the best cannonballs. The poor sand hills of NC and SC won't even grow a decent tree unless it's a long leaf pine with a deep tap root. Nothing but Black Jacks(scrub oaks) grow there. They used to roughly brush over those scrub oaks with a bulldozer and then for 2 years they would plant cannonball watermelons. Those were the sweetest watermelons I ever had. Put one in the fridge the night before you wanted to eat it  and cut it about 3 o'clock the next afternoon and it was pure heaven.
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2013, 08:50:14 AM »
Mmmm that sounds delicious!  But I've never seen a yellow watermelon.  That ain't right. 
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2013, 09:16:36 AM »
Quote from: Karin on September 12, 2013, 08:50:14 AM
Mmmm that sounds delicious!  But I've never seen a yellow watermelon.  That ain't right. 

They look just like red watermelons, but they are yellow inside.  Tasty Tasty!
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2013, 10:02:45 AM »
Just don't forget to do the watermelon crawl!! :-)
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2013, 10:18:44 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 11, 2013, 03:09:19 PM
When the hell did they turn round?   :shrug:

I like the round ones called sugar babies. 

Problem with a large watermelon around here, is too much of it goes to waste.

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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2013, 11:07:17 AM »
The last time I was in Japan all the watermelon were square.
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2013, 07:02:50 PM »
What is green on the outside, and red on the inside ?
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2013, 08:22:12 PM »
Quote from: Dori on September 12, 2013, 10:18:44 AM
I like the round ones called sugar babies. 

Problem with a large watermelon around here, is too much of it goes to waste.

Simple solution:

WATERMELON PICKLES

Clean almost all the pink from the watermelon rind, and remove the thin green outer skin.
Cut the rind into "pickle sized chunks". Cook the chunks of rind in salt water until tender (one teaspoon salt to one quart water).

Drain and cook in the syrup until the chunks becomes clear in the syrup.

Syrup:
3 c. sugar
2 c. vinegar
1 c. water
1 tsp. ground cloves
2 tsp. cinnamon

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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2013, 09:33:20 PM »
What is green ,red, and goes 90miles an hour? :-)
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Re: NOT Politically Correct ..
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2013, 10:39:01 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on September 12, 2013, 09:33:20 PM
What is green ,red, and goes 90miles an hour? :-)
Watermelon in a blender ?
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