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Offline RobJohnson

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bluesbassman Learns Yoga to Use Restroom
« on: September 11, 2013, 04:54:47 AM »
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I don't know about you, but I don't want to have to learn yoga in order to take a dump.

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Disclaimer: Yes I know it's a urinal, but there's no joke in that.  




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Star Member Aristus (30,785 posts)

1. No, you were right the first time; it's a squat-hole.
I saw a lot of them when I was in Saudi Arabia.
 



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6. Europe has plenty of squat holes as well

If you travel to the near or far east they are often more prevalent than toilets. If you venture outside the tourist areas many aren't stocked with toilet paper and sometimes in 3rd world countries you'll see stripes on the wall where people have wiped their ass with their hand and smeared it on the wall.

It beats digging a cat hole or taking a shit over a trough with everyone watching, but not by much.

They have no shame!

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Re: bluesbassman Learns Yoga to Use Restroom
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 06:29:25 AM »
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I don't know about you, but I don't want to have to learn yoga in order to take a dump.

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Disclaimer: Yes I know it's a urinal, but there's no joke in that. 

Blue Assman, you are one stupid DUmmy. The squat shitter is the "international norm" for toilets. Bet your ass King Hussein prefers them.

Over the years, I have dug catholes, squatted over a trench, leaned my back against a tree, crapped into a hole in the floor, left a deposit in a 100 year old outhouse, used a squat shitter in Narita International Airport, tickled my ass in the tall grass on the side of the road, and gave my undercarraige a quick how's-your-father with a Washlet.

Our porcelain thrones are an example of American exceptionalism. Give me an all-American suck-the-butthole-right-out-of-you high flow, high volume toilet. I'm an American, and my ass deserves the best!
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Re: bluesbassman Learns Yoga to Use Restroom
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 06:54:28 AM »


  



They have no shame!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018477366

There are a lot of sites on the internet for different types of toilets.

Question here, why is it sociably excepted to shove food in ones mouth chew and swallow the product but when the product comes out the other end  this is nasty ?

Yes I know the smell and disease,    But if one takes the same food, does not eat it, just lets it on its own  to rot , the smell is worse and the disease problems heightened.

Why does a romantic dinner with food seem great but one would later on not want to be around then that expensive dinner comes out the other end ?

Why are toilets made to sit on if the correct way is to squat ?   Has civilization been teaching the children the wrong way to void ?

Boys stand to pee, cannot girls be taught to do the same ?

Really, we teach our children to eat with chop sticks, spoons knives and forks, but we do not teach the kids to void the influx other then sitting down and reading a children's book.

Anyone using a Porto potty that is full knows one should not sit down, but how do we on the spot teach our kids how to do their thing and not pick up a disease ???

Civilization is becoming complicated, time to change the old ways to accommodate the new times.

Old time outhouses had seats and stools to rest the feet on, most had a bag of lime to dump a cupful down the spot every weeks or so. seemed to work well I never found any spiders of snakes headed for my bottom all tho I did look and wonder about them.

Heard a few story's about people living in apartment building find a escaped snake in their toilet.  Yikes, now I look in the toilets of Hotels and Motels,  darn if the guest next door may be making Meth, who knows where his snake went.