Creepy oldman, uncle pervert, Mineralman

[Billiam Pitts]

MineralPervert has got a creepy fascination with his teenage nephews porn habits. There is just a little too much familiarity there if you catch my drift.





http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10023700855

aolwien (71 posts)
1. Should you really be discussing your nephews private life on a public internet forum?

 
If my uncle was doing that, I'd be pissed. Especially if he was talking things about me of a sexual nature.



 MineralMan (57,557 posts)
2. You know my nephew?

I doubt that very much.



DetlefK (1,656 posts)
3. You are wrong: We have narrowed him down to a few dozen million.

But honestly: Bringing up that topic is weird.



Bluenorthwest (27,273 posts)
4. You post your own actual information here. It is therefore possible to find who your

nephew is. You have often said that anyone who thinks there is ANY privacy on the internet is incorrect.
Very bad form. Creepy, even. Why do you know, much less share a teen ager's porn habits? Creepy.



 MineralMan (57,557 posts)
5. Did you notice the sarcasm smiley?

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Who's to say I even have such a nephew? It is a comment on GTA and its influence on kids. Lots of things are creepy in reality. My fictional nephew is symbolic. I know something else that is creepy, but I won't mention it.



aolwien (71 posts)
6. Apparently you do

 

"MineralMan (57,442 posts)
12. Apparently not. My 15-year-old nephew got busted

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by his grandmother when she found porn sites in her browser history. Well, actually, it was my wife who found them, when she was cleaning out all the malware those porn sites had introduced on her PC. His grandmother was not amused, to put it mildly.

BTW, he's heterosexual."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2513779


What's really strange about that post is not that the kid is looking at porn, but that you felt the need to point that he's heterosexual.

I'd strongly advise you to delete this post and stop talking about your underage nephew. Seriously, that's his private life.



 MineralMan (57,557 posts)
7. My 15 year old nephew is a fictional character,

created to make points about adolescents in general. I don't have any nephews under the age of 30. I'm 68 years old, and all of my nieces and nephews are all grown up, with families of their own.

I also post satire here on DU, along with many other topics that have some sort of point. Have a nice day.



Fri Sep 20, 2013, 09:39 AM

 MineralMan (57,557 posts)
8. I'm self-deleting this thread, due to people not understanding

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the fictional nature of the character in this sarcastic post.

and some MineralMan classic from Free Republic:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1581683/posts

To: markchild

I've never encountered any child pornography in my 12 years of using the internet. I'm sure it's out there, but I've sure never seen any such thing.

I'd be interested to hear if anyone reading this thread has actually ever encountered child pornography by accident and what the circumstances were.

2 posted on Sunday, February 19, 2006 1:11:56 PM by MineralMan (godless atheist)

To: rellimpank

Child porn must be distributed some other way than the internet, I guess. I imagine it's done through rather secretive methods.

I've asked the same question of a lot of people, and have never found anyone who had ever encountered it.

9 posted on Sunday, February 19, 2006 1:22:52 PM by MineralMan (godless atheist)

To: marvlus

"I'm sure you could find it if you looked for it."

I never would.

34 posted on Sunday, February 19, 2006 2:14:13 PM by MineralMan (godless atheist)

[Dori]

MineralMan (57,558 posts)

8. I'm self-deleting this thread, due to people not understanding

the fictional nature of the character in this sarcastic post.

That's a first.  A reversed bouncy.....

[Ptarmigan]

DUmmies are creeps. 

[DefiantSix]

MineralMan (57,558 posts)

8. I'm self-deleting this thread, due to people not understanding

the fictional nature of the character in this sarcastic post.

DUmmies who can't tell the difference between reality and fiction...

Who'd have thunk it?  

[Gina]

So when they lie they then say it's fictional.  Ok.

[BlueStateSaint]

So when they lie they then say it's fictional.  Ok.

So, then . . . It's a "fictional lie."

Does that equal truth?

[Gina]

So, then . . . It's a "fictional lie."

Does that equal truth?

Guess not?  I just have always thought that when you like like that it makes you lose credibility. 

[Aristotelian]

Whatever the truth behind this thread (and whatever the truth is I'm sure it involves MineralMan telling lies), would any sane person want that man anywhere near a child/adolescent?

[Big Dog]

The mineral oil primitive is certainly a "creepy uncle" to some teenager in his family.

[DumbAss Tanker]

So, then . . . It's a "fictional lie."

Does that equal truth?

Mind...blown!

 

[dutch508]

MineralMan (57,585 posts)

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This message was self-deleted by its author (MineralMan) on Fri Sep 20, 2013, 08:40 AM. When the original post in a discussion thread is self-deleted, the entire discussion thread is automatically locked so new replies cannot be posted.
 

We must test the boundaries...

[JohnnyReb]

Obama, he leadth me beside the still waters. He maketh me to lie down...lie....lie...lie...lie

[I_B_Perky]

Whatever the truth behind this thread (and whatever the truth is I'm sure it involves MineralMan telling lies), would any sane person want that man anywhere near a child/adolescent?

No. I wouldn't want any dumpmonkey near a kid.