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Offline RobJohnson

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Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« on: August 25, 2013, 05:29:09 AM »
Between snacks Big Bertha measures her receipt after tape measure is too small for her girth.





 
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 44-inch receipt from CVS


 Last edited Fri Aug 16, 2013, 02:47 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

 I use their damned card to get the discounts. In return I get ridiculously long receipts, containing coupons for things I'll never buy. Today's is more than a yard in length. I swear, you could write the entire New Testament on one of these receipts.

 Pfft.
 Oh, on edit: I bought a 12-pack of Coke, two 20-oz Zeroes, a box of band-aids, and a snack. 44-inch receipt. I say again: pfft.



 
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 10. Is that why purses are so large?

 JK- but I unfurl several feet of receipts/coupons from my purse and can't throw them in with the recycling due to BPA or BPS on them.
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 July 11, 2012 — People are being exposed to higher levels of the substitute for BPA in cash register thermal paper receipts and many of the other products that engendered
 concerns about the health effects of bisphenol A, according to a new study. Believed to be the first analysis of occurrence of bisphenol S (BPS) in thermal and recycled paper and paper currency, the report appears in ACS' journal Environmental Science & Technology.

 [I sniped the links]
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018458176

 If her receipts are that long she is getting more then one snack!
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2013, 09:13:45 AM »
How dare they use toxic receipts!
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2013, 09:48:24 AM »
I got one of those from CVS a little while ago. Next time I was there I handed it back to them and got 10% plus another $5 off.
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2013, 11:31:52 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 25, 2013, 09:48:24 AM
I got one of those from CVS a little while ago. Next time I was there I handed it back to them and got 10% plus another $5 off.

When the drugs are paid for by some scam on the government then getting money off doesn't matter...hence DUmmy lack of interest.
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2013, 11:43:15 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 25, 2013, 09:48:24 AM
I got one of those from CVS a little while ago. Next time I was there I handed it back to them and got 10% plus another $5 off.
 

And the whole time you held that receipt the CVS overlords were exposing you to toxic chemicals.  This will be the scandal of the century if anyone can figure out why the CVS overlords would want to do this.  I'm sure the Koch's are involved somehow.
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2013, 11:45:46 AM »
  Excuse me,    what the hell are you all talking about ?????
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2013, 08:18:30 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 25, 2013, 11:45:46 AM
  Excuse me,    what the hell are you all talking about ?????

Who.
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2013, 08:23:55 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 25, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
Who.
Now you've done it!  :banghead:
Curse you, Tucker!
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2013, 08:45:02 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 25, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
Who.

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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2013, 02:30:19 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 25, 2013, 11:43:15 AM
 

And the whole time you held that receipt the CVS overlords were exposing you to toxic chemicals.  This will be the scandal of the century if anyone can figure out why the CVS overlords would want to do this.  I'm sure the Koch's are involved somehow.


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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2013, 06:40:46 AM »
Typical DUmmie fashion, making a big drama scene over nothing.  Hey Big-Ass Bertha, if you don't want the receipt just throw it in the trash.
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2013, 03:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 25, 2013, 11:43:15 AM
 

And the whole time you held that receipt the CVS overlords were exposing you to toxic chemicals.  This will be the scandal of the century if anyone can figure out why the CVS overlords would want to do this.  I'm sure the Koch's are involved somehow.
One of the side effects of those chemicals are large breasts. :naughty:
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2013, 03:24:25 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 25, 2013, 11:45:46 AM
  Excuse me,    what the hell are you all talking about ?????

Huh???????????????  :???: :wtf2:
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2013, 03:34:09 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 26, 2013, 03:20:15 PM
One of the side effects of those chemicals are large breasts. :naughty:

In Bertha's case that aint all that's large.
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2013, 05:01:38 PM »
They sure spend a lot of money on crap. 
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Re: Tape measure too small for girth, Bertha uses it to measure drug store reciepts.
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2013, 08:38:59 AM »
Her receipt is longer due to the EBT information.
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