I'm posting this here so the DUmmies may see this. It's something I saw in the comments section of my local news channel but it makes sense.
Here you go DUmmies.
Pack up your big screen TV, stereo, laptop, all the electronic goodies you have into your car and drive it into you local minority neighborhood.
Leave it unlocked and go home for the night. If you're not willing to do that you're obviously profiling 'those people' thinking they would steal your stuff.