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Offline Big Dog

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A New Crack Discovered on the Atlantic Floor


 Scientists have discovered a crack in the Earth's crust that threatens to pull North America and Europe closer together and cause the Atlantic Ocean to vanish in about 220 million years.

Researchers at the University of Lisbon have created a new map of the seafloor, off the coast of Iberia—the region of Europe that includes Portugal and Spain— and the results show the beginnings of a new subduction zone.

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The headline does not mention that this catastrophe is expected to occur in 220 million years.
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Re: Huge crack.... in the Earth's crust (not Rosey O'Donell in a thong)
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 08:41:56 AM »
Those horndog oceanographic scientists are always looking for new crack.

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Re: Huge crack.... in the Earth's crust (not Rosey O'Donell in a thong)
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 09:27:58 AM »
OH NOES! Global Crack! We must stop it!  :panic:


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Re: Huge crack.... in the Earth's crust (not Rosey O'Donell in a thong)
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 09:33:02 AM »
OH NOES! Global Crack! We must stop it!  :panic:


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Re: Huge crack.... in the Earth's crust (not Rosey O'Donell in a thong)
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2013, 09:46:47 AM »
We found the butt of the world.

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Re: Huge crack.... in the Earth's crust (not Rosey O'Donell in a thong)
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2013, 09:47:47 AM »
OH NOES! Global Crack! We must stop it!  :panic:


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Global Cracking.

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Re: Huge crack.... in the Earth's crust (not Rosey O'Donell in a thong)
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2013, 10:04:56 AM »
Just great! No only are we getting closer to Europe ideologically, where getting closer geographically too.
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