This Long Distance Dedication goes out to Stevenumbers.
Dear Stevenumbers. You have got to be the most pathetic excuse for a person that I have ever met. The nightmares you bring terrify me, and now I can't sleep without taking an entire bottle of Xanax with a whiskey chaser. Don't get me wrong, I don't wish you dead - but only because I'm worried that your pathetic ghostly form will visit me in all hours of the day and night. Your dull, listless eyes could only be improved marginally by overdosing on Bath Salts, and I can't watch The Walking Dead because all of the zombies remind me of you. I hope one day you get laid, and forget all about me.
Sincerely - every woman that Stevenumbers has ever dated.
Stevenumbers, this one is for you. [/Kasem]
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