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Offline franksolich

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the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« on: May 25, 2013, 10:15:33 PM »
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Taverner (53,336 posts)   Sat May 25, 2013, 10:18 PM

I am going to die. So are you.

Let's hope it happens later than sooner.

But when you die - what will you ahve done?

Many of you here will read off a litany of things they have done.

And that is AWESOME.

Many of us will say nothing, but know in our hearts we made others happy.

And that is AWESOME.

Some of us will say we were there when good things happened. Or when bad things happened.
 
And, despite what you may think, at that time, is AWESOME.

We all have our stories.

Let us TELL THEM!

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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2013, 10:32:21 PM »
You sat

You bitched

You got stoned

You wanted other people's things

You got stoned some more

You bitched some more

You never once stopped sitting.

You died

You get to spend eternity with yourself and realize what Hell really means
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2013, 10:36:17 PM »
(DUmmie mode on) "Life's a bitch, then you die"

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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2013, 10:40:52 PM »
Ok we all know the answer to his question.

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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 11:07:39 PM »
I can promise all the little DUmmie goons that the beginning the hour they shuffle off this mortal coil they will become hardcore conservatives.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 11:20:21 PM »
Hey DUmbass, if you're going to die could you speed it up and let more deserving people have the oxygen you're stealing. In fact this message is for every DUmbass out there as well.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2013, 11:46:18 PM »
What will you do to make the world a better place, Taverner?

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I am going to die.

And what do you think stupid people will say about your knowing that you, Taverner, will one day die?

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Let's hope it happens later than sooner.

When dying, will you and liberals in general have anything to say? And how will others feel about it, specifically reasonable people?

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Many of us will say nothing, but know in our hearts we made others happy.

AWESOME!

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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2013, 11:48:06 PM »
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I am going to die.
No great loss.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2013, 12:54:17 AM »
Quote from: Undies on May 25, 2013, 11:07:39 PM
I can promise all the little DUmmie goons that the beginning the hour they shuffle off this mortal coil they will become hardcore conservatives.

Nope. That's when the REAL weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth will begin.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2013, 06:30:01 AM »
Taverner is channeling his inner Stuart Smalley.

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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2013, 09:13:07 AM »
Shakes head, no wonder the DUmbass can't get hired full time.

Who in their right mind would want to employ this idiot?
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2013, 11:53:01 AM »
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Taverner (53,336 posts)   Sat May 25, 2013, 10:18 PM

I am going to die

From what I know of him, I'm surprised people aren't lined up to help him out here.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2013, 03:08:41 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 26, 2013, 11:53:01 AM
From what I know of him, I'm surprised people aren't lined up to help him out here.

 :thatsright:

It's a slip-up.

Let's recommend a 'pill' for him, shall we?  Apply one of these to the temple at 850 fps.

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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2013, 04:06:57 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 26, 2013, 03:08:41 PM
:thatsright:

It's a slip-up.

Let's recommend a 'pill' for him, shall we?  Apply one of these to the temple at 850 fps.



I decided not to recommend it.

Taverner could **** up a wet dream. I'm afraid he'd miss his head and kill the neighbor's dog.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2013, 04:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 26, 2013, 04:06:57 PM
I decided not to recommend it.

Taverner could **** up a wet dream. I'm afraid he'd miss his head and kill the neighbor's dog.

Tell him it's a 'new and improved' method of 'injecting' heroin.  He'd do fine. :whistling: O-)
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2013, 04:16:57 PM »
That dumb bastard spent so much time checked out of actual Life that he won't know the difference.  Or be missed.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2013, 05:02:34 PM »
What a pathetic POS! I could amaze him with things I've done and I've done them without any money. I work for every thing I've ever done and I feel like the richest person in the world.
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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2013, 05:44:09 PM »
he's morbid:

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Sun May 26, 2013, 02:43 AM

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Oh wow. Dropped a crystal cup. Bloody all over.


 Paint the town red, no?

It is fun to paint the floor with your blood when you clean this shit up...

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Re: the Taverner primitive says he's going to die
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2013, 12:10:36 AM »
^ Wow.

I know this threads' about our good friend Taverner, but here's another post from that thread Tess gave us.

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4. I once painted the streets of Berkeley with my blood...

... but it's an embarrassing story.

Jumping out of crazy girlfriend's moving car is a bad idea.

One of my therapists said it was some kind of PTSD when I told her things that happened before and after that

Love to hear that embarrassing story, actually.
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