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Offline GOP Congress

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Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« on: May 15, 2013, 08:06:06 PM »
As many people know, organizations with Tea Party, conservative, blah blah blah are denied applications by the IRS. So I figure we can start an organization and just name it in a way that we can get tax-exempt status as soon as possible. This is a contest to see which name would pass IRS muster the fastest.

My entry:

"The Progressive Environmental Solar Power Foundation for the Advancement of Impoverished Minority Transgendered Gay Children and Organic Food Justice and Policy Center."
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 07:16:10 AM »
Well, that's not fair.  You open the contest and win it with the first entry!   :rant:
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 08:12:27 AM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on May 15, 2013, 08:06:06 PM
As many people know, organizations with Tea Party, conservative, blah blah blah are denied applications by the IRS. So I figure we can start an organization and just name it in a way that we can get tax-exempt status as soon as possible. This is a contest to see which name would pass IRS muster the fastest.

My entry:

"The Progressive Environmental Solar Power Foundation for the Advancement of Impoverished Minority Transgendered Gay Children and Organic Food Justice and Policy Center."

What about vegan? :rant: :tongue:
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2013, 10:30:07 AM »
The Center for the Advancement of Gay Unborn Whales. CAGUW.
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 10:33:10 AM »
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 10:34:14 AM »
With a name like that, he could probably get a DOE loan too.
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 10:37:24 AM »
"The Diamond Studded Jockey Strap Obama Support Group"......it may be small but the annual ball will be a hoot.
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2013, 12:27:38 PM »
Quote from: Rick on May 16, 2013, 10:30:07 AM
The Center for the Advancement of Gay Unborn Whales. CAGUW.

How about Transgendered Pro-choice Polar Bears?



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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2013, 12:30:44 PM »
"The Kermit Gosnell Admiration and Support Society"

Acronym being "KEG-ASS"
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 12:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Dori on May 16, 2013, 12:27:38 PM
How about Transgendered Pro-choice Polar Bears?
Transgendered Pro-choice Polar Bears for Global Warming. :II:
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2013, 11:25:49 PM »
It has to be against Global Warming.

National Transgendered Pro-choice Polar Bears in support of the Gay Unborn Unicorns. NTPCPBGUU
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2013, 01:52:19 AM »
The Underground Panther Admiration and Support Society...UP ASS for short.

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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2013, 01:58:27 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 18, 2013, 01:52:19 AM
The Underground Panther Admiration and Support Society...UP ASS for short.

Cindie

And just who, pray tell, is going to make the Sunday talk show circuit from that organization, when every time the camera turns to them, 20 million viewers will see his name displayed under his mugshot as follows:

Joe Schmoe
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2013, 10:41:09 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 18, 2013, 01:52:19 AM
The Underground Panther Admiration and Support Society...UP ASS for short.

Cindie

Even Oreo thinks that's funny!  H5!
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2013, 11:44:42 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 18, 2013, 01:52:19 AM
The Underground Panther Admiration and Support Society...UP ASS for short.

Cindie

A bit more grammatically funniez...

"The Underground Panther Youth Outreach Admiriation and Support Society"

UP YO ASS
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Re: Name Your "IRS-compatible" Tea Party Organization
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2013, 01:52:50 PM »
THI - Tree Huggers International.
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