Sounds like my damn brother-in-law. He is 25 y/o, lives at home with his parent's, has a job that pays $9/hr and doesn't try to better himself. He also has two cars. My in-law's have no backbone. They bitch about him living at home all the time, but won't throw his shit out on the lawn and change the locks. 
Nah, this man will feel right at home if he visits the Samoan Communities.
Never in my life saw such big men out in public with these big bellies hanging over the LAVA_LAVA a sort of white towel they tie around their bottom half and wear flip flops on their feet year round.
They speak a kind of pigeon English that takes a week or two to understand but after a week you begin to wonder why you are talking like them.
Too heck with the Hula dancers, for the best shows it is the Tahiti dancing that has all the fun, flame throwers and those men with small coconuts over their breasts. The woman with unbelievable control of their hips.
He should have a good time, perhaps if he gets lucky he can be invited to a Cock Fight way back out in the Pauli.
