Bonobo actually makes sense, which is an amazing thing in itself. I think that DUmmie is a she-DUmmie; IIRC bonobos are actually a smaller subspecies of chimps, mostly known for being as sexually indiscriminate as female Progressive college sophomores.
Congress and the Oministration are now falling all over themselves to move forward a journalist shield law, in order to give the MSM a big enough blow job to get forgiveness, though I personally have a problem with giving one (alleged) profession a set of rights that the rest of the populace doesn't have.