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DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« on: May 14, 2013, 05:57:24 PM »
Sometimes I find myself wondering, "Really, how fabulously stupid can DUmmies be? Surely we've already seen the pinnacle of their stupidity."

But then a thread like this one comes along, rekindling my hopes for DUmber and DUmber threads to entertain us in the future.

It's just like Olympic records being broken every four years like clockwork, as chemistry becomes more and more sophisticated.

It's like the DUmpmonkeys have black-market doctors supplying them with Stupidity Enhancing Drugs.
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Tue May 14, 2013, 06:23 PM
Billy Pilgrim (17 posts)
Do internet petitions matter?

You know - "Sign your name to support Obama," or "Tell Congress, No Internet sales tax."
 
The only petition I know of that actually influenced Congress was the one dealing with net neutrality, and that's probably just because Wikipedia and Google got involved. Remember the Wikipedia blackout? That, and it was a dumb idea to start.
 
Maybe there's no way of knowing. Still, every time I sign one I wonder if there's a point.
 
(My prediction is that this question will result in replies supporting grassroots face-to-face activism, and that can be and has been very effective, but I'm still wondering if internet petitions actually influence Congress to act on anything - ever.)
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Response to Billy Pilgrim (Original post)
Tue May 14, 2013, 06:32 PM
silverweb (12,930 posts)

1. Yes, they do.
I've received quite a few emails from organizations that sponsored petitions to say that the public pressure exerted at least in part by a petition has resulted in the change we sought.
 
Not all petitions are created equal, of course, but done right, they certainly can matter.
The only thing more effective than an internet petition is a well-executed Not One Damn Dime Day.
 

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Tue May 14, 2013, 06:40 PM
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2. most petitions are tricky ways to increase a group's mailing list
Then if it is a petition where you had to give your address, your name is sold or passed around to other similarly affiliated groups who will then beg for money vial email and targeted mailings.
Troll.

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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2013, 05:59:17 PM »
Anytime a DUmmy posts a silly internet petition, I may go sign it with Heywood Jablowme or some such name and use skinner@democraticunderground.com as the e-mail addy.
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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2013, 06:25:22 PM »
Anytime a DUmmy posts a silly internet petition, I may go sign it with Heywood Jablowme or some such name and use skinner@democraticunderground.com as the e-mail addy.

I usually go with 'Craven Moorehead' and EMail gets directed to admin@democraticunderground.com - It became even funnier when I learned that Craven Moorehead is the stage name of a rather prolific pornstar and director.

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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2013, 06:27:07 PM »
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Do internet petitions matter?
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2013, 06:32:36 PM »
Kareem O'Wheat and Chris P. Bacon :lmao:
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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2013, 06:41:38 PM »
Kareem O'Wheat and Chris P. Bacon :lmao:

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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 06:49:22 PM »
"Everyone DU this poll!!! Eleventy!!!!""

That should tell you DUmbasses all you need to know about the "science" behind internet polls, morons.
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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 06:50:34 PM »
Anytime a DUmmy posts a silly internet petition, I may go sign it with Heywood Jablowme or some such name and use skinner@democraticunderground.com as the e-mail addy.


That's odd. I use the name Ralph Wiggum...
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 07:41:02 PM »

That's odd. I use the name Ralph Wiggum...

Not a problem. :D
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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2013, 10:15:52 AM »
Mike Hunt or Phil MacRevice sign them all the time.
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When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2013, 10:19:57 AM »
Mike Hunt

The sheriff of Aiken County, SC across the river is named Mike Hunt.

http://www.aikencountysheriff.org/index.php?pagenum=68


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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2013, 10:31:44 AM »
I see Pat McGroyne on those.
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Re: DUmmies Debate Internet Petitions
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2013, 11:49:39 AM »
:lmao:
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