DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Comically DUmb Bouncy

[GOBUCKS]

Now that DUmmy rsmithnumbers is permanently unemployed, he's begun to really flex his bouncy muscles.

It's been one semi-literate word salad after another, full of nadinisms.

In this one, I especially enjoyed his description of being "delighted with glee".

Also, note that he's now in competition with nutcase nadin as a trained journalist.

Like her, he's not constrained by any silly requirements for grammar, spelling, punctuation, or any other Republican writing rules.

Sat May 11, 2013, 10:36 PM
rsmith6621 (6,650 posts)

So I Saw an Old Acquaintance at the Farmers Market Today...Jeez Louise
 
Went to opening day of the community's Farmers Market and yes ELVIS was their[sic]...seriously...lol
 
Anyhow ran across an old member of a church my wife and I once belong to. We visited for a bit then he asked me if I was the same RSmith that was writing for the local paper in which I said, yes it is, do you like what I say. Anyhow that led into a discussion about the affairs of the city in which we agreed on most issues.
 
He went on and on and bitched up a storm equal to Katrina about how bad the leaders of the community are. I said, WELL, nothing gets done sitting on your couch at home reading the local paper, you have to get in their face.
 
Then he said something that just delighted me with glee... He said if we had more conservative republicans on the council we would be doing much better. I then responded by saying The Mayor and six of the seven members are conservative republicans, just how much better would one more conservative make it and then said everyone of them are the problem...
 
It was like Mastercard. A PRICELESS moment just watching him stammer for words to say clearly.
 
Slam Dunk on the uninformed.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022831459


The CalPig gets moist at the thought of DUmmy rsmithnumbers's brilliance:

Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Sat May 11, 2013, 10:46 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (103,862 posts)

1. Ya done good, my dear rsmith6621!
Greatest Page for your wonderful story!

Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Sat May 11, 2013, 10:52 PM
elleng (40,485 posts)

2. PRICELESS!!!

Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers forgot the Golden Rule of the DUmp:
No Matter What It Is, It's All About nadin!

Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Sat May 11, 2013, 11:37 PM
nadinbrzezinski (119,878 posts)

7. I've had those moments too
They are priceless

Every DUmmy has experienced the euphoria of slapping down repukes with brilliant combacks:

Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Sat May 11, 2013, 11:40 PM
Bigmack (6,567 posts)

8. Their favorite answer to these kind of things is...
... "They're not True Conservatives."

Every DUmmy embarrasses repukes in the grocery, at the gas pump, in church, or wherever they try to hide:

Sun May 12, 2013, 02:35 PM
calimary (30,544 posts)

15. OR - their assertive voices start fading as they mumble "well, I don't know..."
Or the ever-popular "well, whatever..."

Yet I have seldom seen this shake anybody up enough that they stop swallowing the propaganda whole and begin to question things a little more. I've seldom seen epiphanies.

DUmmy Mariana has to repeatedly slap down the same repukes:

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:11 PM
Mariana (2,323 posts)

16. Even if they acknowledge they're wrong about something,

the next time you see them, they'll repeat the very same stupid bullshit again.

Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Sun May 12, 2013, 04:59 PM
TNNurse (28 posts)

19. Congrats

I love it when you think of just the right thing to say at just the right time.....

Trust me, DUmmy TNNurse, he didn't.

[Karin]

His story was so boring that I don't really have a comment; except that I too enjoyed "delighted me with glee." 

[Big Dog]

So... Velvet and I went to the grocery store the other day. I was wearing a Gun Owners of America t-shirt, and had a .45 on my hip.

Velvet nudged my hand while I was in the checkout line, and I looked over my shoulder to see a twitchy little man in a DU t-shirt. He was staring intently at the back of my shirt ("It's a Right, Not a Privilege"). From his position, he couldn't see the holstered pistol.

He started to talk, and Velvet laid her ears back. From her reaction, I knew the man had a whiny voice.

He was screeching something at me about how "dead children have rights, too". As I turned toward him to see his face more clearly, he saw my .45 and shut up.

A second later, I saw he had embarrassed himself- I said, "Looks like you pissed your pants, pilgrim".

As he sputtered and ran for the door, leaving a trail on the floor, Velvet laughed. Good dog. I gotta buy that dog a cigar.

 

 

[delilahmused]

Except the real conversation, if it happened, went like this:

rsmithnumbers: Hey, remember me? We used to go to the same church!

normal person who doesn't sit around making up stories all day: Uh, I think so (has no idea but doesn't want to be rude)

rsmithnumbers: Guess what? Guess what? I write for the local newspaper! You should read it! I'm real good! Mostly 'Letters to the Editor' but I have real good opinions.

normal person who doesn't sit around making up stories all day (trying to walk away): Okay, I'll be looking for them.

rsmithnumbers: Wait! Wait! Don't you hate those evil conservatives on the city council? My next letter to the editor is gonna be on them! It will expose them to the public!

normal person who doesn't sit around making up stories all day: Uh, okay. Look, I've got to go...besides, just ask buster brown, I'm just a dumb, alcoholic heart surgeon with the wrong opinions. All those years of medical school, a couple decades with a medical practice just hasn't left me the time to develop the political acumen and wise, reasoned opinions as someone such as yourself. Oh, and I'm late for a pacemaker upgrade.

Cindie

[ConservativeMobster]

Except the real conversation, if it happened, went like this:

rsmithnumbers: Hey, remember me? We used to go to the same church!

normal person who doesn't sit around making up stories all day: Uh, I think so (has no idea but doesn't want to be rude)

rsmithnumbers: Guess what? Guess what? I write for the local newspaper! You should read it! I'm real good! Mostly 'Letters to the Editor' but I have real good opinions.

normal person who doesn't sit around making up stories all day (trying to walk away): Okay, I'll be looking for them.

rsmithnumbers: Wait! Wait! Don't you hate those evil conservatives on the city council? My next letter to the editor is gonna be on them! It will expose them to the public!

normal person who doesn't sit around making up stories all day: Uh, okay. Look, I've got to go...besides, just ask buster brown, I'm just a dumb, alcoholic heart surgeon with the wrong opinions. All those years of medical school, a couple decades with a medical practice just hasn't left me the time to develop the political acumen and wise, reasoned opinions as someone such as yourself. Oh, and I'm late for a pacemaker upgrade.

Cindie

 

[GOBUCKS]

As he sputtered and ran for the door, leaving a trail on the floor, Velvet laughed.

And all the clerks and other customers broke into spontaneous cheers and applause.

[98ZJUSMC]

His story was so boring that I don't really have a comment; except that I too enjoyed "delighted me with glee."  

..and sh/h/it claims to write for a publication, albeit a tiny gNads-sized one?

 

And all the clerks and other customers broke into spontaneous cheers and applause.

        I notice that that has been missing from the (D)Ummy Bouncy Parade, for quite awhile.  The last one I remember was the airport bar bouncy.

[GOBUCKS]

..and sh/h/it claims to write for a publication, albeit a tiny gNads-sized one?

He writes crackpot letters to the editor, like that steroid-pumped bull dagger in Texas, the weightlifting DUmmy.

[98ZJUSMC]

He writes crackpot letters to the editor, like that steroid-pumped bull dagger in Texas, the weightlifting DUmmy.

That explains it.  I know the type, unfortunately.