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Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« on: April 29, 2013, 11:30:28 PM »
The permanently unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers shows that his skill in writing resume cover letters is matched only by his brilliant gift for announcing obituaries.

It's rare, maybe unprecedented, for a copy-and-paste DUmmy to be embarrassed this badly:
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Mon Apr 29, 2013, 10:58 PM
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The Father of LSD Dead at 102.... Albert Hofmann

Albert Hofmann, the pioneering Swiss chemist and advocate of psychedelics who discovered the hallucinogenic properties of LSD, died Tuesday. He was 102.
 
Hofmann reportedly died of a heart attack at his home in Basel, Switzerland.

Hofmann’s most famous discovery happened on April 16, 1943. He was researching the synthesis of a lysergic acid compound, LSD-25, when he inadvertently absorbed a bit through his fingertips. Intrigued by the effect it had on his perception, Hofmann decided further exploration was warranted. Three days later, on April 19, he ingested 250 micrograms of LSD, embarking on the first full-fledged acid trip. That day became known among LSD fans as “bicycle day” because Hofmann began experiencing the drug’s intense effects on his bicycle trip home from the lab.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022774649


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Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:03 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (103,565 posts)

3. Safe passage, Albert Hofmann...
You did the world an enormous favor when you explored the properties of LSD.

May he rest in peace...

I'm sure the CalPig was someone's bad trip.


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Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:06 PM
flamingdem (22,453 posts)

5. Oh my gawd

.. because I didn't realize he's still alive!

LONG LIVE ALBERT HOFMANN!

But wait, wait! He wasn't still alive!


Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers! He screwed up again!
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Mon Apr 29, 2013, 11:15 PM
Timbuk3 (843 posts)

8. Ummm...
Not to invoke a flashback, or anything, but...

...this happened in 2008.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Hofmann
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2013, 07:37:30 AM »
 :lmao:  What a DUmbass!  And what's with all the cheerleading over this guy? 
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 07:45:11 AM »
LSD and flashbacks are part of what makes DUmmies such "flash in a pan" DUmmies.
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2013, 08:11:11 AM »
Does DUmmie smithynumbers realize:

If Albert Hofmann were alive today, he'd be 107.   :lmao:
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2013, 08:21:43 AM »
Quote from: Karin on April 30, 2013, 07:37:30 AM
:lmao:  What a DUmbass!  And what's with all the cheerleading over this guy? 
The colors, man... the colors...
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2013, 08:29:23 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 30, 2013, 08:21:43 AM
The colors, man... the colors...

Like, wow man.

Are the walls melting for you, too?   :stoner:
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 08:33:54 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on April 30, 2013, 08:29:23 AM
Like, wow man.

Are the walls melting for you, too?   :stoner:

No man, like, that's just the wave action in the water......watch me walk on water....blub...blub...blub..... Guess I should stick to flying.
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2013, 08:37:45 AM »
Smith...don't post while on acid, m'kay?

 :loser:
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2013, 08:42:40 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 30, 2013, 08:37:45 AM
Smith...don't post while on acid, m'kay?

 :loser:

Better yet, don't post at all.   :lmao:

I wonder if smithy realizes he can fly while high on acid?  He needs to find a really high place and try it.  Soon.
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2013, 08:51:19 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on April 30, 2013, 08:42:40 AM
Better yet, don't post at all.   :lmao:

I wonder if smithy realizes he can fly while high on acid?  He needs to find a really high place and try it.  Soon.

Oh, but then what would we do for comedy?

 :-)
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2013, 08:56:19 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 30, 2013, 08:51:19 AM
Oh, but then what would we do for comedy?

 :-)

Colleges are graduating new liberal/progressive comics every day. There will never be a shortage of DUmmies.
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Re: Poor DUmmy rsmithnumbers - Embarrassed Again
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2013, 09:28:52 AM »
Come on, let's take a midnight voyage;
Let me take you on a little trip.
Come on, come on,
Woah, come on...

Would you dare to take a little journey?
All aboard; all ashore...

At your leisure take a pleasure trip.
It's sure; you're sure.
Everybody needs a pleasure trip,
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