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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2013, 06:08:37 PM »
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I have mostky staid away from it. This is why i was pretty direct in callibg it what it is

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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2013, 06:13:33 PM »
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That title is 31 Flavors of wrong.  :lmao:

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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2013, 06:15:35 PM »
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2013, 06:29:11 PM »
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2013, 06:55:25 PM »
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First, placement of devices was close to the ground, and used the buildings to shape the frce of the wave.

Shape charge, huh?   :thatsright:  Uh-huh.....  Now explain stand-off distance, shape of stand-off, size of propellant...... etc....idiot.

All righty then, add EOD and Demolitions Specialist to the Blob resume.
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2013, 07:34:44 PM »
Considering that DH was able to figure out the location just due to the fact that only the lower windows were blown out it was pretty easy.

I did notice the piss poor (or shall I say nadinesque) scene management after the blast. Someone should have taken over that actually knew something about managing a mass casualty situation. I understand you want to get little Billy and grandma out of the way but do you mind taking care of the guy with the arterial bleed first?
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2013, 09:17:58 PM »
If I was to ever make  or use a bomb for any reason it would be to wreck Inspector Gadgets home PC so the world could be saved from all the krunchy newz after it had crossed the rubics cubed suffocate it to say.
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2013, 09:23:15 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on April 16, 2013, 09:17:58 PM
If I was to ever make  or use a bomb for any reason it would be to wreck Inspector Gadgets home PC so the world could be saved from all the krunchy newz after it had crossed the rubics cubed suffocate it to say.

No bomb needed to wreck her computer.  Just send her a virus in the form of midget Mexican donkey porn.  I bet she would open it.
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2013, 09:24:24 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 16, 2013, 09:23:15 PM
No bomb needed to wreck her computer.  Just send her a virus in the form of midget Mexican donkey porn.  I bet she would open it.

Naw. Easier to send her the recipe to KFC.
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2013, 10:25:23 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on April 16, 2013, 06:55:25 PM
Shape charge, huh?   :thatsright:  Uh-huh.....  Now explain stand-off distance, shape of stand-off, size of propellant...... etc....idiot.

All righty then, add EOD and Demolitions Specialist to the Blob resume.

Thats where I drawn the ****ing line with this fat cow.

She can bloviate all she wants about other professions, but I swear to God if this dumb ***** tries "explain" anything dealing with explosives, I'll may have to burn a mole and call her on her ignorance.
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2013, 10:40:14 PM »
I love Zappaman!! He is awesome for a dummie!! I wish someone would call her on her ignoramusuosity!!
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2013, 10:51:53 PM »
Hey Nads, here is my qualifications plus 29 years of operational experience.

What the **** are your qualifications to speak on this subject?

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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2013, 02:54:01 AM »
She just knows, Ogre. Accept it, and embrace it. The sooner you do, the easier it will be.














































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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2013, 06:11:45 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 16, 2013, 10:51:53 PM
Hey Nads, here is my qualifications plus 29 years of operational experience.

What the **** are your qualifications to speak on this subject?



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Impressive credentials there. :whistling: :lmao:
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2013, 06:31:11 AM »
everytime I see the title of this thread I think of gNads with a speculum
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2013, 07:11:40 AM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on April 17, 2013, 06:11:45 AM
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Impressive credentials there. :whistling: :lmao:

Damn, what did I do wrong.  I linked it from my photobucket.  Any help would be appreciated.

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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2013, 07:54:34 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 17, 2013, 07:11:40 AM
Damn, what did I do wrong.  I linked it from my photobucket.  Any help would be appreciated.



I checked, and it looks as if you did everything right, as far as this end is concerned.

Perhaps you should go back to your photobucket account and re-copy the link?  Rememeber, there's four or five different kinds of links, so you have to choose the right one (that begins with [IMG], not [img]).
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2013, 01:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 17, 2013, 07:11:40 AM
Damn, what did I do wrong.  I linked it from my photobucket.  Any help would be appreciated.



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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2013, 01:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2013, 06:31:11 AM
everytime I see the title of this thread I think of gNads with a speculum

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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2013, 04:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Gina on April 17, 2013, 06:31:11 AM
everytime I see the title of this thread I think of gNads with a speculum

That's the point.

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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #45 on: April 17, 2013, 04:53:22 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 16, 2013, 10:51:53 PM
Hey Nads, here is my qualifications plus 29 years of operational experience.

What the **** are your qualifications to speak on this subject?



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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #46 on: April 17, 2013, 05:28:02 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 17, 2013, 07:11:40 AM
Damn, what did I do wrong.  I linked it from my photobucket.  Any help would be appreciated.



Hi 5.
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #47 on: April 17, 2013, 08:21:59 PM »
Thank you thundley4  :cheersmate:
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Re: nads speculumates
« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2013, 08:23:08 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 17, 2013, 07:54:34 AM
I checked, and it looks as if you did everything right, as far as this end is concerned.

Perhaps you should go back to your photobucket account and re-copy the link?  Rememeber, there's four or five different kinds of links, so you have to choose the right one (that begins with [IMG], not [img]).

Thanks Frank, I'll give that a try and see what happens.
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