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Offline Karin

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2013, 08:38:05 AM »
That was the Lionessa primitive, not to be confused with the LionessPryanka primitive.

Speaking of hygiene, who could forget Pryanka's filthy apartment?  Garbage strewn on the floor, under the radiators.  Junk all over the place.  I doubt her "wife/husband" is much of a housekeeper either; she wore the tux to the wedding. 

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2013, 09:04:49 AM »
A daily bath at a sink, or even with a bowl of water and soap, would remove dirt, dust and smell fairly consistently.  If you have access to soap and water, there is no excuse for being filthy. 

I have gone hiking before and I took babywipes......take some pride you little monkies!!! 






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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2013, 10:01:42 AM »
Every two months or 3000 miles, whichever comes last. :tongue:

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2013, 10:17:25 AM »
May I hijack the thread for just one moment?  I don't want to start a whole new thread.  DUmmie made a funny.  Want to see it?  The topic is: "How does Mayor Weiner sound?"

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3. He has a good chance of being erected.

Er, elected.

And I'm pretty sure he'll stand up for New Yorkers. There's certainly a vas deferens between him and Mike Bloomberg.

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118. I like that. Warren and Grayson.

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2013, 10:31:09 AM »
No water, no electricity but a reliable enough internet connection to rack up over 10,000 posts.  :therock:

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2013, 11:04:11 AM »
A daily bath at a sink, or even with a bowl of water and soap, would remove dirt, dust and smell fairly consistently.  If you have access to soap and water, there is no excuse for being filthy. 

Exactly.

When I'm camping, I put jugs of water in the sun for a few hours.  One gallon is more than enough to wash your body and the water is warm.


   
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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2013, 11:14:37 AM »
Sometimes, they make it too easy.

They hate the "filthy stinking hippie" stereotype, and then threads proudly discussing pride in lack of cleanliness pop up on DU.

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2013, 11:21:10 AM »
Sometimes, they make it too easy.

They hate the "filthy stinking hippie" stereotype, and then threads proudly discussing pride in lack of cleanliness pop up on DU.
It doesn't matter how often democrats bathe. They crap on police cruisers.

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2013, 12:00:22 PM »
It doesn't matter how often democrats bathe. They crap on police cruisers.

I remember that picture of the OCCUPOOPER....looked to me like he was getting more smeared on his ass cheeks than he was getting on the patrol car.
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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2013, 12:45:39 PM »
He'll blow through the inheritance in less than a year.

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More like in a few days.
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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2013, 12:49:51 PM »
No water, no electricity but a reliable enough internet connection to rack up over 10,000 posts.  :therock:

That was precisely my thought.  No offense to all y'all, but if I have limited funds, you can damn well be sure I will be spending it on my personal hygiene before wasting it on the innernets to chat with the lot of you.  :-)
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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2013, 12:50:33 PM »
I remember that picture of the OCCUPOOPER....looked to me like he was getting more smeared on his ass cheeks than he was getting on the patrol car.

A police car is a poor choice for toilet paper.
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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2013, 12:51:49 PM »
That was precisely my thought.  No offense to all y'all, but if I have limited funds, you can damn well be sure I will be spending it on my personal hygiene before wasting it on the innernets to chat with the lot of you.  :-)

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Re: primitive just had a bath
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2013, 03:41:33 PM »
May I hijack the thread for just one moment?  I don't want to start a whole new thread.  DUmmie made a funny.  Want to see it?  The topic is: "How does Mayor Weiner sound?"

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Here's another funny:

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