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Offline franksolich

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backwoods primitive in pain
« on: April 08, 2013, 02:41:07 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018359148

Oh my.

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backwoodsbob (4,627 posts)    Mon Apr 8, 2013, 01:11 AM

I hurt guys

hi...need vibes please

got out of the hospital today...in a shitload of pain.

Got in a wreck...dude hit me head on at like 45 mph and I was doing 20 or so....really bad shit...lucky I'm alive.
 
All 8 air bags deployed....cops said they found me walking behind gas station.....don't remember.I don't even remember the wreck.I was passing blood fast I guess.I hurt bad.was in ICU for 4 days.
 
Kind of funny...the cops said they had to chase me down and tackle me...to take me to the hospital
 
I'm ****ed up...need some vibes.

This primitive's famous for something.....but I forget what.

Anybody remember?

Anyway, the rest of the campfire is, predictably, healing white light.
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 02:45:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 08, 2013, 02:41:07 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018359148

Oh my.

This primitive's famous for something.....but I forget what.

Anybody remember?

Anyway, the rest of the campfire is, predictably, healing white light.

The only thing I can recall is that he recently let his dog out which was then run over by a car and killed.  :(
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 02:50:06 PM »
Quote from: njpines on April 08, 2013, 02:45:48 PM
The only thing I can recall is that he recently let his dog out which was then run over by a car and killed.  :(

Ah yes, that's what it was; that's the primitive.

Thanks.

But also, isn't this one of the gay primitives?
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 02:54:27 PM »
Quote from: njpines on April 08, 2013, 02:45:48 PM
The only thing I can recall is that he recently let his dog out which was then run over by a car and killed.  :(

Did all of the dog's air bags deploy?
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 02:54:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 08, 2013, 02:50:06 PM
Ah yes, that's what it was; that's the primitive.

Thanks.

But also, isn't this one of the gay primitives?

I originally thought so too but he refers to his wife as a "she" -- but really, who knows with these freaks?  :???:
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2013, 03:29:20 PM »
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....cops said they found me walking behind gas station.....the cops said they had to chase me down and tackle me...

Drats!

This is why we need a national moonbat database.  Cops had this kook behind a gas station with the opportunity to mow him down and didn't know what they had.

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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2013, 04:11:02 PM »
DUmmy backwoodsbob is queer as a three dollar bill.
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2013, 04:14:53 PM »
So high he didn't even know he had been in a wreck......or was trying to leave the scene before the cops got there because it was all his fault.
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2013, 08:55:49 PM »
Well the DUche should have everything covered because it was the other driver's fault. :whistling:

I'm also sure that it will get a huge settlement as most illegals are fully insured. I'll be anxiously awaiting the news on that.
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Re: backwoods primitive in pain
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2013, 10:19:07 AM »
Quote from: njpines on April 08, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
I originally thought so too but he refers to his wife as a "she" -- but really, who knows with these freaks?  :???:

I've met gays who refer to themselves as the gender and role they want to be, biology be damned.  You're right to doubt, that's not a foolproof indicator.
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