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Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
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There is the question of the aftereffects of each situation. Currently, 'nad kickin' results only in extreme pain and the possibility of permanent injury.
But what if, each time you got kicked in the nuts, a fairy* showed up within a year and gave you a new truck, or a pair of ATVs, or an 84" flatscreen. You'd never be sure what it was going to be, but it would be extremely cool and might, in rare cases, be as many as five at once. Or eight.** And, if you kept up the maintenance, they'd be with you for at least 18 years and after that would occasionally come back for a week at a time.
If that were the case, how often would
you be willing to take a non-injury kick in the 'nads?
* You may think of The Rock in "Tooth Fairy" at this point, if it helps.
** "Octomom"