« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down

Author Topic: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?  (Read 5581 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2013, 08:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 19, 2013, 07:32:11 AM
I think he looks like an elderly Antonio Banderas. 


But at any rate, isn't it strange that obama attracts so many flies? 

IIRC, the presence of flies is a sign of Satan . . . :tongue:
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline Freeper

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17779
  • Reputation: +1311/-314
  • Creepy ass cracker.
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2013, 08:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 19, 2013, 07:32:11 AM
I think he looks like an elderly Antonio Banderas. 


But at any rate, isn't it strange that obama attracts so many flies?

What's the difference between 0bama and Bill Clintoon? Flies swarm to 0bama and interns swarmed to Clintoon's fly.
Logged
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2013, 08:47:19 AM »
The producers say that the actor playing "Satan" was cast before Obama even became president.
Logged






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2013, 09:39:54 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 18, 2013, 11:26:11 PM
Yup. The anti-Christ is Satan's minion, aka: Satan's tool. The anti-Christ does all the work, Satan gets all the credit, and the anti-Christ still gets a nice toasty spot in hell.

WEEEEEE, what a relief. Obama ain't the anti-Christ afterall.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18710
  • Reputation: +2006/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2013, 10:18:50 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 19, 2013, 09:39:54 AM
WEEEEEE, what a relief. Obama ain't the anti-Christ afterall.

If you had any doubts, I coulda proved it to you long ago, JR.  The Holy WON of Chit-cago is FAAAAR too incompetent at anything to be the anti-Christ.  :fuelfire:
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2013, 10:21:50 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 19, 2013, 07:32:11 AM
I think he looks like an elderly Antonio Banderas. 


But at any rate, isn't it strange that obama attracts so many flies? 

Logged






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline 67 Rover

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6501
  • Reputation: +1740/-42
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2013, 11:40:22 AM »
Satan has been around for an eternity and still has not taken as much vacation time as odumbo.
Logged
NRA Benefactor member
G.O.A. Life member
G.O.A.L. Life member
Certified Law Enforcement Sig Armorer

Offline Duke Nukum

  • Assistant Chair of the Committee on Neighborhood Services
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8015
  • Reputation: +561/-202
  • O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2013, 12:00:25 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on March 19, 2013, 11:40:22 AM
Satan has been around for an eternity and still has not taken as much vacation time as odumbo.


 :rotf: ^5
Logged
“A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time”
― Homer, The Odyssey

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18710
  • Reputation: +2006/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2013, 12:20:38 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on March 19, 2013, 11:40:22 AM
Satan has been around for an eternity and still has not taken as much vacation time as odumbo.


Would YOU take a break when there was an utter incompetent eye humping the title of Anti-Christ (you haven't seen The Holy WON of Chit-cago deny it, have you?) and ****ing up every damned thing he touches. Satan has to surround O'bammy with a whole legion of demons, just to keep his carefully laid plans from being tossed completely in the crapper.
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17757
  • Reputation: +1905/-81
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2013, 01:27:55 PM »
#ObamaisnotSatan was trending on Twitter, and then got hijacked.  Have you guys seen these?

Quote
What is the difference between Obama and Satan? Satan has fewer worshipers #ObamaIsNotSatan—
  (@DANEgerus) March 18, 2013


Quote
#ObamaIsNotSatan Satan throws like a guy—
  (@Rschrim) March 18, 2013


Quote
#ObamaIsNotSatan The devil went down to Georgia. Obama prefers Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii—
Proof (@ProofBlog) March 18, 2013


Quote
Satan would rather spend an eternity in Hell than be photographed in Mom Jeans #ObamaIsNotSatan—
S.M (@redsteeze) March 18, 2013


then from the comments:

Quote
DANEgerus • a day ago
−+
I made the list! Its like that scene from 'The Jerk' when the phonebooks arrive!!!
:rofl:

Quote
Scott Carroll • 2 days ago
−+
#ObamaIsNotSatan They call Satan the Prince of Lies. Obama would consider that a demotion.

« Last Edit: March 20, 2013, 01:32:44 PM by Karin »
Logged

Offline delilahmused

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7384
  • Reputation: +1367/-80
  • Devil Mom
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2013, 01:40:01 PM »
Satan wouldn't need a teleprompter. Funny people are making that connection, though. I suppose he could pass for Satan's intellectually challenged cousin.

Cindie
Logged
"If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world."
Mick Foley

"I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But I would never kill an animal during mating season."
Hedy Lamarr

"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
Morticia Addams

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2013, 02:01:08 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 20, 2013, 01:40:01 PM
Satan wouldn't need a teleprompter. Funny people are making that connection, though. I suppose he could pass for Satan's intellectually challenged cousin.

Cindie

So, then, his name would be . . . Will Pitt? :tongue: :whistling: :fuelfire:
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline delilahmused

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7384
  • Reputation: +1367/-80
  • Devil Mom
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2013, 04:03:51 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 20, 2013, 02:01:08 PM
So, then, his name would be . . . Will Pitt? :tongue: :whistling: :fuelfire:

H5  :rotf:  :rotf:

Cindie
Logged
"If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world."
Mick Foley

"I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But I would never kill an animal during mating season."
Hedy Lamarr

"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
Morticia Addams

Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24167
  • Reputation: +1029/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2013, 06:26:12 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 18, 2013, 11:26:11 PM
Yup. The anti-Christ is Satan's minion, aka: Satan's tool. The anti-Christ does all the work, Satan gets all the credit, and the anti-Christ still gets a nice toasty spot in hell.

This is the anti-Christ.

Logged
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18710
  • Reputation: +2006/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2013, 06:33:10 PM »
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2013, 06:35:58 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 20, 2013, 04:03:51 PM
H5  :rotf:  :rotf:

Cindie

I am not responsible for any monitors being damaged with my comment . . . O-)
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24167
  • Reputation: +1029/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Re: OMG! The Hysteria! Have ya'll seen this?
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2013, 06:56:37 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 20, 2013, 06:33:10 PM
:urmeds:

Here we go again. Smear the bunny hater as mentally ill. This type attitude is why mental illness is stigmatized and will be with this type of attitude.
Logged
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
« previous next »