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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2013, 07:54:25 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM
     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.

If by "Chicks" you mean "Homos," maybe.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2013, 09:26:48 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 28, 2013, 07:54:25 PM
If by "Chicks" you mean "Homos," maybe.

Yeah. DUmmy backwoodsbob isn't into chicks, even the hairy, smelly democrat kind.

He's sort of like a "Deliverance" queer hillbilly, except he has internet access.

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2013, 09:52:20 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 28, 2013, 07:48:56 PM
Well said, Wasp, well said.  H5 given.

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2013, 06:47:41 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 04:55:31 PM
It was a hit and run, but a security camera caught the driver on tape.



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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2013, 06:59:49 AM »
This primitives dog, Blackie the chicken, Pammy's cat....lots of pet suicides over on the island. They sure are trying to tell us something.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2013, 07:06:08 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM
     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.

Thanks, for that lovely visual this early in the morning. 
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2013, 12:29:16 PM »
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Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks.


Nope. DUmmy backwoodsbob swings from the other side of the plate.

No aching seed for the Calpig.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2013, 12:52:17 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 28, 2013, 04:16:50 PM
I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.

 :rofl:

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2013, 12:55:24 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on January 29, 2013, 06:59:49 AM
This primitives dog, Blackie the chicken, Pammy's cat....lots of pet suicides over on the island. They sure are trying to tell us something.

Animals are really in tune with what is going on in the world...they have great escape instincts.  Something must be very troubling on the horizon. 
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2013, 01:15:44 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 28, 2013, 04:16:50 PM
I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.

Drop a battalion eight of 8-inch on it . . . :fuelfire:
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2013, 03:18:43 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 29, 2013, 01:15:44 PM
Drop a battalion eight of 8-inch on it . . . :fuelfire:

It may be hard to find artillerymen even in cat and dog heaven, but Muslim paradise isn't that far away...the dog should just send a message over there about the pretty bridge the Jooos just built and wait for the fireworks.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2013, 07:33:47 PM »
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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #16)Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:28 PM
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18. oh my god....

     




Do you have friends to come be with you?

 
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20. I just want to curl up and die with him

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24. I KNOW that feeling.......

I was there 5 1/2years ago.

Do you have anyone with you? Or to call to come?
Blanche sounds willing to come over personally and take the pain away--just for starters--but joy-boy Bob can only blubber about Buddy.  He's not at all interested in the Blanche conversion therapy.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2013, 07:34:59 PM »
Queer with a large male dog...

I'm guessing he lost a lover.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2013, 07:40:56 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 29, 2013, 07:34:59 PM
Queer with a large male dog...

I'm guessing he lost a lover.

Bob & Buddy could be the origin of the peanut butter lap dog story.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp
 
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2013, 07:55:07 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 29, 2013, 03:18:43 PM
It may be hard to find artillerymen even in cat and dog heaven, but Muslim paradise isn't that far away...the dog should just send a message over there about the pretty bridge the Jooos just built and wait for the fireworks.

I want you to know that The Heiress is pissed at me right now, as my laughing at that just woke her up.
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