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Offline MoshMasterD

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Mineral Man Does Not Pray
« on: January 22, 2013, 03:54:15 PM »
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NOTICE: I do not pray!


 
But, I don't mind if you do.

I don't mind if the President does, either.

I'm an atheist, so I don't pray. Other people have some sort of religious beliefs. Many of them do pray.


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8. You've convinced me.

I will baptize our little dog tonight.

Wait... d-o-g... g-o-d...

That explains why I feel compelled to pick up his poop with little plastic bags.

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42. You are your dog's loyal servant.

I, too, take up my dog's blessings in a plastic bag, wherever and whenever he bestows them. I then place it in the holy receptacle alongside my garage, where it will be collected by the holy truck each Monday. It is a ritual I consider to be my responsibility to him, for he is the Dude .
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Re: Mineral Man Does Not Pray
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 03:58:14 PM »
All DUmmies do not pray but all DUmmies think it's normal to prey on children.
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Re: Mineral Man Does Not Pray
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 04:06:53 PM »
He might not pray, but he's not an atheist. In stead of God (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit), he just has god (the government, the dimocrat party, and Obama).
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Re: Mineral Man Does Not Pray
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 04:26:31 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on January 22, 2013, 04:06:53 PM
He might not pray, but he's not an atheist. Instead of God (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit), he just has god (the government, the dimocrat party, and Obama).

That's it, exactly.
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Re: Mineral Man Does Not Pray
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 08:53:55 PM »
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MineralMan (50,067 posts)

NOTICE: I do not pray!


 
But, I don't mind if you do.

I don't mind if the President does, either.

I'm an atheist, so I don't pray. Other people have some sort of religious beliefs. Many of them do pray.

Showing the intelligence of tolerance will get him kicked out of the asylum. Every low IQer knows that if they don't like something nobody should be allowed to do it.
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Re: Mineral Man Does Not Pray
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 09:26:05 PM »
I really never realized he walks Ol Fred Sanford
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