Now, don't anybody laugh, because really, it's pathetic.
franksolich, who of course is deaf, owns some record albums.
They're all very old and decrepit, and I imagine considerably scratched and worn, but I wouldn't know that, while of course hearing people would grimace upon hearing them.
In the mid-1980s, a friend of mine who was member of a band, following some suggestions of a professional audiologist, jerry-built some sort of contraption--it looks like a 1930s refrigerator with legs--and with the help of special headsets that actually work on various parts of the body, utilizes bone-conduction to transfer sound.
This friend's real big into the old
Popular Mechanics culture.
It's the damnedest thing, and difficult to use, which is why I use it maybe three times a year.
Some time before that, professional audiologists had picked up that franksolich was "most sympathetic" to the tone and tenor, in vocal music, of Cat Stevens and the guy who was the drummer for Queen (I forget the name). I can't say I admire their politics, but I can at least "hear" them (please notice the quotation marks).
And hence part of franksolich's record collection:
I wish I could say I was more well-rounded in music than that, but one takes what one can get