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Ran into a nutty today...
« on: December 27, 2012, 09:24:43 PM »
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Ran into a nutty today...

 
It was fascinating to get a look into the mind of these crackpots. Overheard while in the doctor's office waiting room.

1) Obama was responsible for Newtown in a plot by the UN to take our guns. Apparently, he sent in a special agent to do the killing and that there is no evidence of Adam Lanza ever committing the shootings. He has no problem killing children because he's an abortionist. She said she read this online today. I haven't been able to find the article.

2) Obama stole the election through the Black Panthers. She has a friend who lives in Ohio who wasn't allowed to vote because she was white. She said they somehow blocked white voters from voting and this is why he carried Ohio.

3) Obama had Ambassador Chris Stevens killed because they were engaged in a gay love affair and Stevens wanted to go public with it. 

4) Obama will circumvent the constitution, possibly through Sharia Law (she really said this) so that he could run for a third term in 2016.

5) If he decides not to run for a 3rd term, Hillary will run and win - then appoint Obama as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court so that both can influence American politics long after their presidencies are over.

I mean, I've heard some nuttery before. But this shit ... this shit was insane.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251268481

When you think about it, not one thing in that post is any crazier than what you will see at the DUmp on any given day.

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12. That was the first thought that crossed my mind. ....and to think that we live with these people.

Even worse we have to live with you people. You don't value freedom and can't wait to sign it all over to the democrats which wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that you want to take our freedom away too.

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Re: Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2012, 09:31:00 PM »
Um, what a bouncy...not even worth a bong.
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2012, 09:47:17 PM »
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12. That was the first thought that crossed my mind. ....and to think that we live with these people.

Really?  If half the crap in that bouncy were true or came to pass, you would fap yourself into Gaia Nirvana.
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2012, 10:02:20 PM »
That's actually some pretty good moling there. Kudos.
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2012, 10:24:51 PM »
Wow, and the DUmmies are actually buying this crap? Two people that happen to believe the same thing just happen to be sitting in a doctor's office at the same time? Because this certainly wouldn't be relatives or friends, even coworkers. They'd have better places to talk than the waiting room in a doctor's office. And they would have time to talk about all of these topics? If you have to wait that long to see a doctor, it's time to find a new one. I mean this is absolutely farfetched and unreal even by their standards.

Who the hell would even think this scum had anything to do with the president, or anyone else for that matter? And the UN? How the **** would they even be involved? Considering Adam Lanza's body was found there and he killed his mother and took her guns, that makes no sense. Oh, and working in the abortion angle. Wow! Way too much going on here.

Black Panthers? Really? If they'd been keeping white people from all those voting locations, that probably would have made the news somewhere (even if the alphabets' version was they were nobly makings sure minorities got to vote). Now there was a case of ONE polling location, but not in this location. It actually went to trial & was dismissed by Holder because he wasn't going to do anything against "his people". That one can be verified. But, again, it was just one polling place as far as I know.

The boy king had Stevens killed because they were having a gay love affair? How is that even possible given their different locations. No one, even a nutcase, would say or believe that. I don't know anyone who believes 0bama HAD Stevens killed. Negligence and wanting desperately to pretend the whole Arab spring thing was a success (thanks to his wonderfulness).

And declaring Sharia Law will work because? Granted, he has circumvented the Constitution, but this would never fly. He would just all of a sudden declare Sharia the law of the land? Hell, that's not even working in some of the countries in the ME. And running for a 3rd term is different than getting a 3rd term.

Hillary will win? We don't even know if she wants to run. And she's got a lot of Secretary of State baggage to explain. Much can happen in 4 years. In that amount of time we could find a Reganesque candidate. 0bama may be popular now but if the economy doesn't improve he just may sour the country on democrats in the White House. Then there's that whole "congress has to approve the nomination" thing. That might get in the way of the grand plan there. Besides, it's pretty well known the Clintons don't think too highly about 0bama.

Sorry, you fool but the whole scenario is ridiculous. And those of you over there who believe it? You're dumber than the absolutely box of rocks stupidity of BlueJazz. But considering how gullible they are...well, I guess they'll believe anything anyway.

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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2012, 10:48:29 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on December 27, 2012, 09:47:17 PM
Really?  If half the crap in that bouncy were true or came to pass, you would fap yourself into Gaia Nirvana.

 :rofl: H5
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2012, 04:40:38 AM »
It sounds like a post that has taken every bit of DUmp dogma for the last 13 years and rewrote it from a conservative angle to see what reaction it would get from the loons.
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2012, 05:22:24 AM »
Quote from: Carl on December 28, 2012, 04:40:38 AM
It sounds like a post that has taken every bit of DUmp dogma for the last 13 years and rewrote it from a conservative angle to see what reaction it would get from the loons.


C. cristata strikes again, perhaps?
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2012, 06:27:45 AM »
Earlier this week we read about why parts of NY haven't recovered from hurricane Sandy as of yet:

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2. It's been discussed that Wall Street has long wished to gentrify Far Rockaways, etc.

and remember, NYC Mayor Bloomberg made his money on Wall Street. Disaster capitalism. "Oh dear, we can't help them, the homes can't be repaired, better sell it off cheap in a secret sale to my buddies who've been waiting for it."
 
Sigh..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022072123

h/t to dane for this delightful find.

How many other such examples could we salvage from the bowels of DU?
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2012, 07:35:51 AM »
They all love No. 5 and they all lap the whole thing up, as usual. 

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Overheard while in the doctor's office waiting room.

Has anyone ever been in a doctor's waiting area and heard loud, long conversations like this?  I never have.  It's quiet as a tomb in there.  People read magazines and are quiet and polite, as others may be deathly worried or in pain, etc. 
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2012, 07:36:41 AM »
Bad bouncy. Down twinkles. No bong.
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2012, 09:27:35 AM »
Number 3 is certainly a possibility...

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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2012, 09:32:40 AM »
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I'm absolutely amazed there are any surviving mirrors in your room, moonbat.  Usually, the nurses and orderlies are afraid that you'll break them in order to hurt yourself or others.

I'll have to speak to Dr. Fukinnutzer about getting you an extra session of shock therapies today, so we can get that offensive "nutty" removed from the padded walls.  :popcorn:
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2012, 10:05:37 AM »
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Ran into a nutty today...
What was his DU screen name?
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Re: Ran into a nutty today...
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2012, 11:43:11 AM »
People that think they are smart are the easiest to fool. The DUchebags think they are very, very smart.
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