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Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« on: December 26, 2012, 08:23:50 PM »
He has Jungle Jack Hanna as a guest.

Jungle Jack always brings teh animals. He brought a Cervil and some other less then large cat, it was cool cause I like cats.

He also brought an egyptian vulture.

Did you know that egyptian vultures defecate on their legs in order to cool themselves? Heh, neither did I. I guess it makes them stinky.

Another thing that Piers was, oh I don't know, I think that the word that he used was "shocked".

Did you know that an egyptian vulture eats raw meat?!? Yeah I know, neither did I.

He was expectedly incredulous that they were giving the vulture raw meat treats while it was sitting on Jacks arm.

I know, right!
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2012, 08:49:41 PM »
England doesn't want Piers Morgan back.
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2012, 08:52:49 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 26, 2012, 08:23:50 PM
He also brought an egyptian vulture.
Was it a member of the Muslim Brotherhood?
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2012, 09:03:16 PM »
This is the first time I have watched Morgans show. I only watched cause Hanna brings the animals.

It was actually really good Hanna does bring the animals, they got some kind of big monitor lizard on now, very scary.

Back in the day I worked for Uncle Bills pet center, I engineered the aquatic systems and fed the fish and took care of the amphibians and reptiles.

I've been bit and wrapped up by a 15 ft albino Burmese python but the one of the scariest things I did back then was to handle 3 ft black and white tegu.

The monitor that Hanna brought out weighed maybe 35 or 40 pounds, that's scary stuff.
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2012, 09:46:49 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 26, 2012, 08:23:50 PM
Did you know that egyptian vultures defecate on their legs in order to cool themselves? Heh, neither did I. I guess it makes them stinky.

Did you know that an egyptian vulture eats raw meat?!? Yeah I know, neither did I.

As Johnny Carson used to say... "I did not know that."

Thanks!
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 09:56:50 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 26, 2012, 09:46:49 PM
As Johnny Carson used to say... "I did not know that."

Thanks!

Don't most vultures eat raw meat? 
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2012, 09:58:29 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 26, 2012, 09:56:50 PM
Don't most vultures eat raw meat? 

Except for the ones who don't, yeah.
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2012, 10:00:51 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 26, 2012, 09:58:29 PM
Except for the ones who don't, yeah.
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2012, 07:09:42 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 26, 2012, 09:56:50 PM
Don't most vultures eat raw meat?

It's their job. They are scavangers and clean up the dead animals.
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Re: Piers Morgan and egyptian vultures
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2012, 09:04:06 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on December 27, 2012, 07:09:42 AM
It's their job. They are scavangers and clean up the dead animals.

So, what you're saying is that vultures, buzzards and other carrion eaters have a HORRIBLE union?  Why I'll bet the hours are terrible and they don't even have health insurance...  :-)
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