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Offline Chris_

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Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« on: June 03, 2008, 12:33:28 PM »
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Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident

(AP) Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.

A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."

It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."

The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.

The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.

...got behind in his work.   :-)
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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 12:39:47 PM »
What an ass.
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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 12:41:28 PM »
Oh my, he's going to be the BUTT of some jokes.
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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 12:42:19 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 03, 2008, 12:39:47 PM
What an ass.
Wonder if he was on crack.
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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 12:43:56 PM »

we need to get the "ass slashed by glass dumbass" together with the "washers wrecked him rectum dumbass".

I think they were made for each other.

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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 01:15:38 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on June 03, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
Oh my, he's going to be the BUTT of some jokes.

"Going to be?"
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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2008, 01:30:10 PM »
Such a pane in the glass...
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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2008, 01:38:04 PM »
One restaurant patron was overheard during police questioning saying, "Ruined our meals? He rectum!"
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Re: Dutch Man Injures Posterior In Mooning Accident
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2008, 02:21:12 PM »
Well, in any case, it was nice of the cafe owner to turn the other cheek.

 :lmao:  I kill me!
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