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Offline Gina

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What's her DUmp name?
« on: December 17, 2012, 03:09:59 PM »


Modupe Adunni Martin

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SAN MATEO (AP) — A sex romp in a public park has helped prosecutors convict a California woman of faking an ankle injury to collect workers’ compensation payments.

San Mateo County prosecutors say 29-year-old Modupe Adunni Martin reported the injury while working as a Sequoia Union High School District janitor in 2009.

Martin claimed she couldn’t walk and needed crutches.

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/12/14/bay-areas-womans-sex-act-reveals-workers-comp-fraud/
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 03:18:23 PM »
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What's her DUmp name?

I think a more important question is who would want to have a sex romp with her in the first place?
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 03:39:28 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 17, 2012, 03:09:59 PM
What's her DUmp name?

Yeesh! We're bath salts involved? :stoner:


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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 03:43:31 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on December 17, 2012, 03:18:23 PM

I think a more important question is who would want to have a sex romp with her in the first place?

Adrenalin, that will do it.   Strange how this works.  Mix sex in with adrenalin and a person with a broken hip can run up Mountain.  
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2012, 04:09:57 PM »
That's a ..............woman?



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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2012, 04:21:35 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 17, 2012, 03:43:31 PM
Adrenalin, that will do it.   Strange how this works.  Mix sex in with adrenalin and a person with a broken hip can run up Mountain.  

No Vesta, I'm afraid you have been watching too many movies.

A broken hip, while trying to run, will grind up the surrounding muscles and nerves making running impossible. No amount of sex and adrenalin can bridge a severed nerve.
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 07:07:21 PM »
I looked up the name Modupe, I mean I've seriously never heard of it and figured it was some made up AA name.  Nope, it is in fact a Nigerian BOY's name, meaning grateful.  OK, if the kid came out looking anything like the picture I can almost understand the parents' confusion. :lmao:
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2012, 07:34:08 PM »
Looks a little like the cat from Red Dwarf:


Or more like the cat's alter ego, Duane Dibbley:

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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2012, 07:38:45 PM »
Good. Goobity. Goo.

That is one UGLY woman.

Looks dumb as a box of rocks, too.
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2012, 09:28:34 PM »
How'd you like to feel like she looks?

Now THAT would be a real reason to call in sick!
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2012, 09:30:05 PM »
It's Aunt Bundy.
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Re: What's her DUmp name?
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2012, 07:04:53 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on December 17, 2012, 07:07:21 PM
I looked up the name Modupe, I mean I've seriously never heard of it and figured it was some made up AA name.  Nope, it is in fact a Nigerian BOY's name, meaning grateful.  OK, if the kid came out looking anything like the picture I can almost understand the parents' confusion. :lmao:

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