What we need here is to put on our thinking caps and come up with a bouncy of our own, say a Conservative that walks into a liberal run Gun Store and all the possible scenarios to that out come.

Well I had to do some Christmas shopping and Hubby and I thought since it was snowing the Mall would be empty, so this is what we encountered when we went to 3 different store, no political arguments, no cops jumping out of the bushes, no political conversions, and since the left likes to stereotype? the descriptions of the Employees and Hubby and I are highlighted:
Hispanic Employee: Can I help you with anything?
Hubby and I White Folk: No thank you we know what we're looking for.
Head to another store:
Black Employee: Can I help you folks with anything
Hubby and I White Folk: No thank you, I think what we're looking for is right over here.
Then I have a question
Me White Folk: Sir, I think I do have a question
Black Employee: Sure
Me White Folk: I ask my question
Black Employee: Answers my question
Me White Folk: Thank You very much
Black Employee: No problem
Old White Male Employee: Can I help you folks with anything
Me White Folk: We found what we were looking for, but can you tell me where these items might be?
Old White Male Employee: Sure, they're both over there
Me White Folk: Thank You very much
Head to another store
Hubby and I White Folk: Sir, I'm looking for an item that I saw online and I can't seem to find it, do you know if it's in stock? or do I have to order it online?
White Gay Male Employee: Let me check our stock
Me White Folk: Great
White Gay Male Employee: Yes we have the item in stock, let me see where they put it
Me White Folk: Awesome
White Gay Male Employee: Here it is
Me White Folk: Thank You very much, we appreciate it
Old White Lady Folk: You can come over here to my register
Hubby and I White Folk: Great, thank you
Old White Lady Folk: Did you find everything you needed?
Me White Folk: Yes I did, thank you