Found on facebook, President's Day.

[Freeper]

I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?" She said "It's President's Day!" (She is a smart kid.)
I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...

 

[md11hydmec]

Ok, had to post this on Facebook.