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Offline Freeper

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I'm sorry cavers
« on: November 06, 2012, 01:16:14 PM »
I was about to vote for Romney but when I had the ballot in hand I couldn't fill in the little oval. No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't.


So I grabbed my ballot went up to the volunteer table and asked them if I could get a pen that still has ink in it. Then I filled in the oval.

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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 01:16:56 PM »
 :rotf:
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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 01:18:54 PM »
I give it one bong out of pity.
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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 01:21:57 PM »
you should have started out with a "sooooooo..."
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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 04:30:20 PM »
Dan, you almost had me converted :-)
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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 04:31:08 PM »
zero bongs!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2012, 04:38:53 PM »
:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:   :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2012, 05:37:13 PM »
But then a cop jumped out of the bushes with a pen. He was beating a Black Panther at the time and heard Freeper's lament.

Two liberals swooned at the sight. and everyone else switched their votes to Romney.
A socialist came up to me with his list of talking points and I said, "So?" He couldn't answer and voted for Romney too-with tears of relief.

On the way home I ran over a dozen Occupiers. Some of them can sure run. But I got em! thank me later.
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Re: I'm sorry cavers
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2012, 05:42:10 PM »
Man, were you going to get a full out ass kicking.  :lmao: :cheersmate:
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