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Offline Chris_

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Teh naked facts...
« on: May 28, 2008, 11:20:37 AM »
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He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000

TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.

Anyone heard from gator lately?   :rotf:

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Re: Teh naked facts...
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 11:28:41 AM »
It sounds like an insurance scam at the expense of an innocent naked woman.
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Re: Teh naked facts...
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 11:31:30 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 28, 2008, 11:28:41 AM
It sounds like an insurance scam at the expense of an innocent naked woman.
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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Teh naked facts...
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 01:34:14 PM »
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When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Wouldn't you have liked to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation.
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Offline bijou

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Re: Teh naked facts...
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 01:37:02 PM »
Looks like she made a clean getaway.
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Offline Melanie

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Re: Teh naked facts...
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 10:57:09 PM »
Crap... I guess I am busted...  :rotf:
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Re: Teh naked facts...
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 10:59:02 PM »
wait
where did she hide the loot?
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Re: Teh naked facts...
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 07:12:33 AM »
Quote from: morningAngel on May 28, 2008, 10:59:02 PM
wait
where did she hide the loot?
In a box?
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